We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic style. Provide fields as described. We must ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide a unique joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or he can divide by zero, or he can make a horse win a race by staring at it, etc. Must be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne die Tür zu öffnen – er öffnet sie einfach mit einem Blick." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of something about his beard controlling the weather. Maybe: "Chuck Norris lässt seine Barthaare den Regen steuern; wenn er lächelt, fällt ein Spaghetti-Tornado." That's unique. But must be a joke that is funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Mund eines Fisches ziehen, ohne dass dieser je gekaut hat." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen – und die Strecke hat sich selbst um 42 Kilometer verkürzt, weil er zu schnell war." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Portal zur Antarktis verwandeln, sodass das Eis dort sofort schmilzt und ein Eisschirm entsteht." That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the full joke text. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's a joke. It's unique? Might be similar to some existing jokes but okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Schneemann-Chuck-Norris-Effekt". That's 30 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis – und die Erde jubelt!" That's 61 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The hero is standing in front of a massive snowman that is melting and turning into a wave of water that cools the Earth, with dramatic cinematic lighting and an American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "the hero is standing in front of a massive snowman that is melting and turning into a wave of water that cools the Earth". That's okay. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die globale Erwärmung umkehren". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die globale Erwärmung umkehren" = 53 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: must be the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide exactly the joke. - headline: short, max 80 characters. - meme_caption: max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt describing scene, no text, no captions. - meta_title: max 60 characters. - meta_description: max 160 characters. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." headline: "Der Schneemann-Chuck-Norris-Effekt" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis – und die Erde jubelt!" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The hero stands before a massive snowman that is melting and turning into a wave of water that cools the Earth, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die globale Erwärmung umkehren" meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Now check lengths: - headline length: "Der Schneemann-Chuck-Norris-Effekt" = 30 characters, okay. - meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis – und die Erde jubelt!" Let's count: characters including spaces: "Wenn"4 + space1=5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space=11, "Norris"6 =>17, space=18, "lächelt,"8 =>26, space=27, "schmilzt"7 =>34, space=35, "das"3 =>38, space=39, "Eis"3 =>42, space=43, "–"1 =>44, space=45, "und"3 =>48, space=49, "die"3 =>52, space=53, "Erde"4 =>57, space=58, "jubelt!"7 =>65. So 65 characters, okay (<80). - image_prompt length not limited but okay.