We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, photorealistic etc. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need a unique scenario: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through a brick wall just by staring at it." But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Würfel mit einem einzigen Blick lösen, und das Ergebnis ist immer ein perfektes Gleichgewicht im Universum." But need to be concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, ohne dass jemand ihn geklaut hat." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag bittet." But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Einfrieren bringen, ohne dass jemand den Strom abschaltet." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstenmeer erzeugen, indem er nur mit den Augen blinzelt." Ok, let's pick something: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag in einen vollen Partymodus verwandeln." Hmm. Maybe we can use a known format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Let's make a twist: "Chuck Norris kann eine Null durch Division erzeugen, indem er einfach die Mathematik verbietet." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kasten mit einem einzigen Blick zu einem vollen Lagerhaus machen, und niemand fragt, wo das Zeug herkam." That's okay. But need to be short enough for JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. headline: short title max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English description of scene, include [Specific scene from joke] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside image_prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder text exactly? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. Thus image_prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the specific scene from the joke, in English. So we need to describe the scene that matches the joke. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris dividing by zero, the scene could be "Chuck Norris standing in a lab, holding a chalkboard with a zero divided by zero equation, with numbers swirling around". But we need to embed that. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kasten mit einem einzigen Blick zu einem vollen Lagerhaus machen, und niemand fragt, wo das Zeug herkam." Now the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands in a warehouse, eyes glowing, pointing at an empty wooden crate that instantly fills with gold bars." So we can describe that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands in a warehouse, eyes glowing, pointing at an empty wooden crate that instantly fills with gold bars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt leere Kästen zu Lagerhäusern werden". That's 48 chars? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt leere Kästchen zu Lagerhäusern werden" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt leere Kästchen zu Lagerhäusern werden" = 53? Let's approximate under 60. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein absurd-komischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen leeren Kasten, der plötzlich voller Schätze ist. Einfach legendär!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein absurd-komischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen leeren Kasten, der plötzlich voller Schätze ist. Einfach legendär!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Der leere Kasten wird zum goldenen Lagerhaus". That's 44 chars. Meme_caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen leeren Kasten sieht, wird es sofort ein Schatzkästchen". Count: maybe 71 chars. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Let's craft final JSON. Check fields: joke_text: German joke text, must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke. headline: short title <=80 chars. meme_caption: <=80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt as described, includes specific scene. meta_title: <=60 chars. meta_description: <=160 chars. All values must be strings. Now produce JSON without markdown. Let's write: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kasten mit einem einzigen Blick zu einem vollen Lagerhaus voller Goldbarren verwandeln, und niemand traut sich zu fra