We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique scenario. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst die Eisbären zittern." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der vor Kälte so gefror, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte." That's okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but that's overused. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Zeit in einer kleinen Stadt um genau 7 Sekunden zurückspulen konnte, ohne dass jemand es bemerkte." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris ..." The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Zeit in einer kleinen Stadt um genau 7 Sekunden zurückspulen konnte, ohne dass jemand es bemerkte." Check uniqueness: Not a known joke. Good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris beherrscht die Zeit mit Kaugummi". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt die Uhr stehen". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a bubble‑gum that creates a visible ripple in the air, rewinding a clock tower by 7 seconds". Must be within prompt. Also include details: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish‑brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "rewinding a clock tower by 7 seconds". So final prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bubble‑gum that creates a visible ripple in the air, rewinding a clock tower by 7 seconds. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Zeitreise mit Kaugummi". That's 33 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Zeit um 7 Sekunden zurückspult – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Zeit um 7 Sekunden zurückspult – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide exactly JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters, we have "Chuck Norris beherrscht die Zeit mit Kaugummi" length? Count: "Chuck Norris beherrscht die Zeit mit Kaugummi" = 38 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt die Uhr stehen" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt die Uhr stehen" = 44 characters. Good. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Zeitreise mit Kaugummi" length? Count: "Chuck Norris Zeitreise mit Kaugummi" = 33 characters. Good. Meta description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count precisely: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Zeit um 7 Sekunden zurückspult – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters including spaces: Let's count: E(1)i2n3 (space4)h5u6m7o8r9f10o11l12l13e14r15 (space16)C17h18u19c20k21‑22N23o24r25r26i27s28‑29W30i31t32z33 (space34)ü35b36e37r38 (space39)e40i41n42e43n44 (space45)K46a47u48g49u50m51m52i53,54 (space55)d56e57r58 (space59)d60i61e62 (space63)Z64e65i66t67 (space68)u69m70 (space71)772 (space73)S74e75k76o77n78d79e80r81 (space82)ü83r84u85c86k87s88p89u90l91t92 (space93)–94 (space95)p96e97r98f99e100k101t102 (space103)f104ü105r106 (space107)M108e109m110e111s112 (space113)u114n115d116 (space117)L118a119