We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a cart uphill without moving the cart." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight in the desert." Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Not typical. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can make the moon rise at noon." That's classic. Let's make a unique twist: "Chuck Norris can make a round of applause happen in a silent library." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke text should be a full sentence or short paragraph. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a cart uphill while the cart stays on the ground." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt in the freezer." Not good. Let's think of a classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. We need unique. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can make a square circle." That's also known but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it, and then use that power to start a car that hasn't been built yet." That's long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it, then use that power to start a car that doesn't exist yet." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. It's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wiederbeleben". That's 44 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Stare at a dead battery and watch it come alive!" That's 49 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "staring intensely at a dead car battery on a dusty garage floor, the battery glowing faintly". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include the specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Staring intensely at a dead car battery on a dusty garage floor, the battery faintly glowing. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta title <=60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wiederbeleben". That's 44 chars, okay. Meta description <=160 chars: maybe "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem tote Batterien durch reines Starren wieder zum Leben erweckt werden – episch und humorvoll!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem tote Batterien durch reines Starren wieder zum Leben erweckt werden – episch und humorvoll!" That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt is English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Must be unique. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann tote Batterien nur durch Starren wieder zum Leben erwecken und damit Autos starten, die noch nicht gebaut wurden." That's a bit long but okay. It starts with "Chuck Norris". It mentions "tote Batterien", "Starren", "Autos". It's unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wiederbeleben". That's okay. Meme caption: "Sterbende Batterien erleben ein Comeback dank Chuck Norris!" That's 53 chars. Now ensure no markdown. Provide JSON. Let's double-check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wiederbeleben" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)t20o21t22e23 (space24)B25a26t27t28e29r30i31e32n33 (space34)w35i36e37d38e39r40b41e42l43e44n45e46n47. That's 47 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Sterbende Batterien erleben ein Comeback dank Chuck Norris!" Count: S1t2e3r4b5e6n7d8e9 (space10)B11a12t13t14e15r16i17e18n19 (space20)e21r22e23b24e25n26 (space27)i28n29 (space30)C31o32m33e34b35a36c37k38 (space39)d40a41n42k43 (space44)C45h46u47c48k