We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard, or his ability to divide by zero, or his ability to make the sun rise just by looking at it, or his ability to win at chess by playing with his eyes closed, etc. Must be unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay. But we need unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards, causing his enemies to fall upward." That's unique. But we need to keep it short and typical. The joke_text should be a full joke sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und seine Gegner plötzlich nach oben fliegen lässt, als ob sie von einem unsichtbaren Aufzug getragen würden." That's a bit long but okay. We need headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that flips gravity, causing enemies to soar upward". So we can put that phrase. Image_prompt must be English, include that description and the scene. Meta title max 60 characters, meta description max 160 characters. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und seine Gegner plötzlich nach oben fliegen lässt, als ob sie von einem unsichtbaren Aufzug getragen würden." headline: maybe "Der gravity‑defying Roundhouse-Kick". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der gravity‑defying Roundhouse-Kick" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 g5 r6 a7 v8 i9 t10 y11 ‑? Actually hyphen counts. Let's just keep under 80. "Der gravity‑defying Roundhouse-Kick" is 30 something, fine. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, fliegt die Schwerkraft nach oben". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, fliegt die Schwerkraft nach oben" length: count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 k19 i20 c21 k22 ,23 space24 f25 l26 i27 e28 g29 space30 d31 i32 e33 space34 S35 c36 h37 w38 e39 r40 k41 r42 a43 f44 t45 space46 n47 a48 c49 h50 space51 o52 b53 e54 n55. That's 55 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include description and specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, mid-roundhouse kick that flips gravity and sends enemies soaring upward, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within reasonable length. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Defying Roundhouse Kick – Funny Meme". Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 ' (maybe not count) but let's keep simple: "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Defying Roundhouse Kick". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 '14 G15 r16 a17 v18 i19 t20 y21 ‑? Actually hyphen counts as char. Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Defying Roundhouse Kick". That's 38 characters approx, fine. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Roundhouse‑Kick, der die Schwerkraft umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Roundhouse‑Kick, der die Schwerkraft umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~120 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's assemble: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und seine Gegner plötzlich nach oben fliegen lässt, als ob sie von einem unsichtbaren Aufzug getragen würden.", "headline": "Der gravity‑defying Roundhouse-Kick", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, fliegt die Schwerkraft nach oben", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick