We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instructions: "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So all fields likely German except image_prompt is English. meta_title and meta_description likely English? They didn't specify language for meta fields, but likely English SEO. Provide unique Chuck Norris joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Provide creative surprising. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh concept: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert." Or "Chuck Norris can teach a cat to bark." Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal work through walls without any router." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round square without breaking the laws of geometry." That's a classic but maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a vegan burger taste like a steak just by looking at it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." Hmm. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's a full sentence. Now we need fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Should be German? The instruction: "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So the joke_text should be German. But the joke itself is English phrase? Could translate: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Sahara erzeugen." That starts with "Chuck Norris". That's German but includes the name. That works. But must start with "Chuck Norris" exactly? The rule: "Der Witz muss mit "Chuck Norris" beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". So it must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention it. Starting with "Chuck Norris" is fine. So we can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. That satisfies. Thus joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Sahara erzeugen." Now headline: short heading max 80 chars. Something like "Ein Blinken, ein Schneesturm – Chuck Norris beweist Wetterkontrolle". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Ein Blinken, ein Schneesturm – Chuck Norris beweist Wetterkontrolle" length? Count characters: "Ein Blinken, ein Schneesturm – Chuck Norris beweist Wetterkontrolle". Let's count: E(1)i2n3 (space4)B5l6i7n8k9e10n11,12 (space)13e14i15n16 (space)17S18c19h20n21e22i23s24t25r26u27m28 (space)–29 (space)30C31h32u33c34k35 (space)N36o37r38r39i40s41 (space)b42e43w44i45s46t47 (space)W48e49a50t51t52e53r54k55o56n57t58r59o60l61l62e63. That's 63 characters approx, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland". Count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Wüste zum Winterwunderland". Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space)N10o11r12r13i14s15 (space)b16l17i18n19z20e21l22t23,24 (space)w25i26e27d28 (space)d29i30e30? Actually need to recount precisely. Let's just keep under 80. It's likely under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene from the joke. So we need to embed specific scene: "Chuck Norris blinking, causing a snowstorm in the Sahara". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blinking, causing a snowstorm in the Sahara. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include that exactly, but we can adapt. Must be English. Provide as a string. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Sahara-Schneesturm entstehen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Sahara-Schneesturm entstehen". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19a20h21r22a23-24S25c26h27n28e29e30s31t32r33u34m35 (space36)e37r38e39i40n41t42e43t44. That's 44 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Sahara erzeugen – ein klassischer, übernatürlicher Witz." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Sahara erzeugen – ein klassischer, übernatürlicher Witz." That's likely under