We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative, surprising. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Eiswürfel zitterten." That's okay but maybe not unique enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren bringen, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand." That's maybe okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger einen Tornado umleiten, indem er ihn nur anschaut." That's typical. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's English. German version: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen, und das Ergebnis ist immer ein Einhorn." That might be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen, und das Ergebnis ist immer ein Einhorn." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Blick füllen, sodass selbst die Luft applaudiert." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Blick füllen, sodass selbst die Luft applaudiert." That's humorous. Now we need to produce JSON with fields: - joke_text: the full joke text (German). Should start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Blick füllen, sodass selbst die Luft applaudiert." - headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Luft applaudieren". That's within 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen leeren Raum betritt, wird es episch". That's within 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant: maybe "Chuck Norris fills an empty room with a single glance, the air claps". So we can embed that description: "Chuck Norris fills an empty room with a single glance, the air claps". Then the rest of the prompt. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris fills an empty room with a single glance, the air claps. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Luft applaudieren – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Luft applaudieren – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Luft(4)=27, space=28, applaudieren(11)=39, space=40, –(1)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 characters, okay. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Fähigkeit, selbst leere Räume zum Applaus zu bringen. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count characters: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Fähigkeit, selbst leere Räume zum Applaus zu bringen. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Fähigkeit, selbst leere Räume zum Applaus zu bringen. Lachen garantiert!" Count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: "Ein"3, space1=4, "kurzer,"7=11, space=12, "ironischer"10=22, space=23, "Chuck-Norris-Witz"15=38, space=39, "über"4=43, space=44, "seine"5=49, space=50, "Fähigkeit,"10=60, space=61, "selbst"6=67, space=68, "leere"5=73, space=74, "Räume"5=79, space=80, "zum"3=83, space=84, "Applaus"7=91, space=92, "zu"2=94, space=95, "bringen."8=103, space=104, "Lachen"6=110, space=111, "garantiert!"10=121. So 121 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Our joke is unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. Must be funny, ironic, typical. It is. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. It's fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke