We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English SEO but can be German? Probably English okay but must be within char limits. Must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überfordern." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris lässt seinen Bart über das Internet wachsen, und plötzlich hat jeder Router einen Bartwuchs." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Cloud zum Absturz bringen, weil selbst AWS nicht mit seiner Macht umgehen kann." That's okay. Make sure unique. Now fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence? Could be longer. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Cloud zittern". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Server berührt". Under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene specific to joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is holding a giant server blade that glows red, with data streams flowing around". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a massive glowing server blade that emits red data streams, with a background of a crashing cloud and an American flag. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Clouds zittern – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Clouds zittern – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Clouds(6)=25, space=26, zittern(7)=33, space=34, –(1?) Actually dash counts, space? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris Cloud-Witz: Server zittern". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Cloud-Witz:(10?) Actually "Cloud-Witz:" is 9 inc dash and colon? Let's count precisely: "Cloud-Witz:" 9 characters? C1 l2 o3 u4 d5 -6 W7 i8 t9 z10 :11. So plus space before? Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris: Clouds zittern". That's 20 characters approx. Good. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Macht über die Cloud – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris lässt seine Niesen die gesamte Cloud zum Einsturz bringen, weil selbst die Server vor Angst zittern." Check length? It's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Clouds zittern" Length: count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Clouds(6)=25, space=26, zittern(7)=33. Under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Server berührt" Length: count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Server(6)=28, space=29, berührt(6)=35. Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a massive glowing server blade that emits red data streams, with a background of a crashing cloud and an American flag. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required limit, but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris: Clouds zittern – Witz" Count characters: "Chuck Norris: Clouds zittern – Witz" Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, colon=13, space=14, Clouds(6)=20, space=21, zittern(7)=28, space=29, –(1?) Actually dash counts as char, space? We'll just approximate under 60. It's fine. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Macht über die Cloud – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: Ein(3) space=4, klassischer(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Witz(4)=32, space=33, über(4)=37, space=38, seine(5)=43, space=44, Macht(5)=49, space=50, über(4)=54, space=55, die(3)=58, space=59, Cloud(5)=64, space=65, –(1)=66, space=67, perfekt(7)=74, space=75, für(3)=7