We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überfordern." That's maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something more specific: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ, weil er zu kalt war." Might be weird. We need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Menschheit gleichzeitig zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst Viren Angst haben, ihn zu treffen." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris' Bart" or "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need German. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kreis zu quadrieren, und die Mathematik hat sich selbst neu definiert." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". We need to ensure uniqueness: Not repeating known jokes like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's think of a new scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick gefüllt, und das Essen hat angefangen, sich selbst zu kochen." That's weird but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebrochen, und daraus entstand ein neues Universum, das nur aus Marshmallows besteht." That's whimsical. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: He is invincible, can do impossible things. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handrücken die Schwerkraft neu justieren, sodass alle Socken immer passen." That's okay. But maybe we can do something about "Chuck Norris' beard" or "Chuck Norris can make a horse ride a bicycle". Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, der jetzt auf keiner Karte steht." That's okay. But maybe it's too similar to known jokes about "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a sneeze". Not sure. Let's think of a more classic: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der die Schachregeln neu schrieb, sodass das Spiel nie endet." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum neu starten, weil selbst die Zeit Angst hat, ihn zu überholen." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris startet das Universum neu – Zeit hat Angst". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris startet das Universum neu – Zeit hat Angst". That's 53 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt sogar Eis." That's 45 characters. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a glowing cosmic clock, causing it to reset. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "staring intensely at a glowing cosmic clock that resets itself". Let's craft: "staring intensely at a glowing cosmic clock that resets itself". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. staring intensely at a glowing cosmic clock that resets itself. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris startet das Universum neu – Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris startet das Universum neu – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, startet(7)=20, space=21, das(3)=24, space=25, Universum(9)=34, space=35, neu(3)=38, space=39, –(1)=40, space=41, Witz(4)=45. So 45 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der das Universum neu startet – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der das Universum neu startet – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON.