We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiswürfel zerschmelzen, bevor sie den Boden berühren." Something like that. But must be unique, not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer with a single glance, causing it to write its own code. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps. We need to embed the joke in joke_text field. It should be a full joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Headline: short, up to 80 chars, maybe "Der unbeatable Kaffee-Moment". That's within 80. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die Tasse von selbst gefüllt." That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is holding a steaming coffee mug that levitates and pours itself, with a futuristic coffee machine glowing behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the specific scene from the joke: "levitating coffee mug pouring itself" etc. Meta title: up to 60 chars, maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Kaffee selbst kochen – Lacher". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaffee selbst kochen – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kaffee(6)=25, space=26, selbst(6)=32, space=33, kochen(6)=39, space=40, –(1)=41, space=42, Lacher(6)=48. So 48 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars, maybe "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Er kann Kaffee ohne Tasse trinken und die Bohnen schreiben ihre eigenen Gedichte." Count roughly: let's count characters: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Er kann Kaffee ohne Tasse trinken und die Bohnen schreiben ihre eigenen Gedichte." Let's count: Erlebe(6) space=7, den(3)=10, space=11, ultimativen(11)=22, space=23, Chuck(5)=28, space=29, Norris(6)=35, space=36, Kaffee-Witz:(12 inc colon?) Actually "Kaffee-Witz:" is 11 inc hyphen and colon? Let's just approximate length; likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Kaffee-Witz: Er kann Kaffee ohne Tasse trinken und die Bohnen schreiben ihre eigenen Gedichte." Let's count characters including spaces: I'll count manually: E(1) r2 l3 e4 b5 e6 (space7) d8 e9 n10 (space11) u12 l13 t14 i15 m16 a17 t18 i19 m20 e21 n22 (space23) C24 h25 u26 c27 k28 (space29) N30 o31 r32 r33 i34 s35 (space36) K37 a38 f39 f40 e41 -42 W43 i44 t45 z46 :47 (space48) E49 r50 (space51) k52 a53 n54 n55 (space55) K56 a57 f58 f59 e60 (space61) o62 h63 n64 e65 (space66) T67 a68 s69 s70 e71 (space72) t73 r74 i75 c76 k77 e78 n79 (space80) u81 n82 d83 (space84) d85 i86 e87 (space88) B89 o90 h91 n92 e93 n94 (space95) s96 c97 h98 r99 e100 i101 b102 e103 n104 (space105) i106 h107 r108 e109 (space110) e111 i112 g113 e114 n115 e116 (space117) G118 e119 o120 e121 t122 i123 e124 n125 .126 So about 126 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure joke_text is unique, starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass die Tasse von selbst einen Espresso-Schuss in die Luft schießt und dabei ein Mini-Universum aus Kaffeebohnen erschafft, das ihn gleichzeitig in allen Zeitzonen gleichzeitig wach hält." Check length? Not too long but okay. Make sure it's unique and not a known joke. It's okay. Now produce JSON with fields. Check constraints: - joke_text: must be German, start with Chuck Norris, funny, unique. - headline: max 80 chars, we have "Der unbeatable Kaffee-Moment" (23 chars). Good. - meme_caption: max 80 chars, we have "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die Tasse