We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be vulgar, political, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, and the cat surrendered." That might be okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven, and the cake baked itself out of respect." That's a bit unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of gravity." That's a bit generic. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and the snowflake became a blizzard." That's unique. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so stark anschauen, dass er schmilzt, bevor er überhaupt entsteht." That's a bit unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so schnell füllen, dass das Eis vor dem Einfrieren Angst hat." That's maybe okay. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris tried to play hide-and-seek with a GPS, and the GPS gave up and confessed its location." That's unique. But must be in German: "Chuck Norris hat einmal Verstecken mit einem GPS gespielt, und das GPS hat aufgegeben und seine Position verraten." That is okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's pick something more classic: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply staring at it." That's similar to some jokes but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and the cactus started a desert rave." That's unique. German: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen, und der Kaktus hat eine Wüstentanzparty ausgelöst." That seems unique. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a complete joke, maybe a short paragraph. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen, und der Kaktus hat eine Wüstentanzparty ausgelöst, bei der sogar die Sterne im Takt klatschten." That's a full joke. headline: maybe "Kaktus-Dance-Party mit Chuck Norris". That's under 80 characters. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kaktus tanzt, bricht die Wüste los!" That's under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris trying to make a cactus dance, causing a desert rave". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, standing in a desert at night with a cactus dancing and a rave of stars, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Dance-Party – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaktus-Dance-Party – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaktus-Dance-Party(17?) Let's count precisely: K(1)a2k3t4a5u6s7-(8)D9a10n11c12e13-(14)P15a16r17t18y19 = 19 characters? Actually let's just approximate. The whole string maybe ~45 characters, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus, der eine Wüstentanzparty auslöst – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. We must ensure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaktus zum Tanzen zu bringen, und der Kaktus hat eine Wüstentanzparty ausgelöst, bei der sogar die Sterne im Takt klatschten.", "headline": "Kaktus-Dance-Party mit Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Kaktus tanzt