We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. No markdown code blocks. Must follow constraints: joke starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Must be unique, creative, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too generic. Need unique twist. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a stealth bomber; the bomber surrendered." That might be okay. Or something about his beard? Must be unique. Let's think: Unique Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time, causing his enemies to age backwards." That's maybe too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar now fears every date." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube now bows to him." That might be okay. But must be in German. The joke_text must be in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sturm mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, selbst der Himmel applaudiert." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und erklärte, er sei zu ehrenhaft für einen Menschen." That's maybe too silly. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem einzigen Niesen erzeugen, und jedes gefrorene Wasser dankt ihm dafür." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gegen die Zeit gelaufen und die Uhr zum Stillstand gebracht, weil sie nicht mit seiner Geschwindigkeit mithalten konnte." That's okay. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm einfach einen Beat auf die Stacheln klopft – und der Kaktus tanzt so gut, dass sogar die Wüste applaudiert." Check uniqueness: Not typical. It's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt sogar Kaktus tanzen". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst ein Kaktus den Beat fühlt". That's 33 chars. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris makes a cactus dance by tapping its spines to a beat". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, Chuck Norris tapping a cactus spines to a beat, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Provide as a string. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus tanzen – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein origineller Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's 93 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt sogar Kaktus tanzen" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16 (space17)e18v19e20n21 (space22)K23a24k25t26u27s28 (space29)t30a31n32z33e34n35. That's 35 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst ein Kaktus den Beat fühlt" length: count: W1e2n3 (space4)s5e6l7b8 (space9)e10i11n12 (space13)K14a15k16t17u18s19 (space20)d21e22n23 (space24)B25e26a27t28 (space29)f30ü31h32l33t34. That's 34 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus tanzen – Witz" length: count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16 (space17)K18a19k20t21u22s23 (space24)t25a26n27z28e29n30 (space31)–32 (space33)W34i35t36z37. That's 37 characters, okay. Meta description: "Ein origineller Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Kaktus, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count