We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description presumably also German? meta_title and meta_description are SEO, can be English? Probably German okay. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must not repeat existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own operating system using only a glance." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" exactly. Joke_text: maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Compiler so sehr beeindrucken, dass er den Code sofort in flüssiges Gold verwandelt." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nod seinen Bart in den Weltraum schicken und dort einen neuen Stern entzünden." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about time travel: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sekundenzeiger zum Stillstand bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." That's similar to known jokes but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kaudern, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aufhebt." Hmm. Let's pick a clear joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Buffet-Tisch verwandeln." That's unique. Let's write joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller mit einem einzigen Blick in einen üppigen Buffet-Tisch verwandeln, ohne dass ein einziger Löffel je schmutzig wird." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Teller in Buffet". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Teller in Buffet" length: 44? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14e15r16a17n18t19e20l21t22e23 (space24)l25e26e27n28 (space29)T30e31l32l33e34r35 (space36)i37n38 (space39)B40u41f42f43e44t45. That's 45 characters, okay under 80. Meme_caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Teller sieht, wird das Buffet zum Wunder". Count: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Teller sieht, wird das Buffet zum Wunder". Count characters: W1e2i3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)d19e20n21 (space22)T23e24l25l26e26r27 (space28)s29i30e31ht31? Wait need recount. Let's just keep under 80. Maybe "Chuck Norris macht aus einem leeren Teller ein Buffet-Wunder". Count: Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)m14a15c16h17t18 (space19)a20u21s22 (space23)o24n25e26m27 (space28)l29e30e31r32e33n34 (space35)T36e37l38l39e40r41 (space42)e43i44n45e46 (space47)B48u49f50f51e52t53-54W55o56n57d58e59r60. That's 60 characters, okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene: "transforming an empty plate into a lavish buffet with a single glance". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glance that turns an empty plate into a lavish buffet, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene. Meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt Teller in Buffet - Witz". Count: Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Teller in Buffet - Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14e15r16a17n18t19e20l21t