We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object. We need to include: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. We must ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." But we need something unique and not repeated. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Might be known but okay. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowstorm into a summer day just by blinking." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the next day it snows only on his left foot." But need to be funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a planet." But we need to be concise. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a marathon where he wins gold, silver, and bronze medals simultaneously." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon using only his beard." Ok. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew a cup of coffee that powers the entire city." But maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text as a single string. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paper airplane into a supersonic jet that circles the Earth three times before landing on his desk." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Ok. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen und Kaffee brauen". That's German, maybe 50 chars. Meme caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht". That's short. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. The scene: "paper airplane turning into supersonic jet circling Earth". So we need to embed that. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Paper airplane transforming into a supersonic jet circling the Earth, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Papierflugzeug zum Jet werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Papierflugzeug zum Jet werden" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Papierflugzeug(14)=33, space=34, zum(3)=37, space=38, Jet(3)=41, space=42, werden(6)=48. So 48 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Papierflugzeug, das zum supersonischen Jet wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Papierflugzeug, das zum supersonischen Jet wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted properly, no trailing commas. Now produce final JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Papierflugzeug zum Jet werden" is 48 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Frost(5)=27, space=28, bricht(6)=34. So 34 characters, okay. - image_prompt: must be English, include specific scene. We'll craft as described. - meta_title max 60 characters: we have 48, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Papierflugzeug, das zum supersonischen Jet wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count characters precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Papierflugzeug, das zum supersonischen Jet wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count: E(1)i2n3 space4 k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 space15 C16h17u18c19k20 space21 N22o23r24r25i26s27 space28 W29i30t31z32 space33 ü34b35e36r37