We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid clichés and standard variants. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something more original. We can craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe okay but maybe not classic enough. Must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of his abilities, often involving impossible feats, time, math, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a tectonic plate shift." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it concise but still a joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the resulting shockwave rewrites the source code of the universe." That's classic. But we need to ensure uniqueness. That might be similar to existing jokes about sneezing rewriting code. Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a bookmark in his autobiography." That's unique. But must be a joke, not just a statement. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a coaster for his coffee, causing the Earth to shift slightly." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a coaster for his coffee, causing the Earth to shift slightly." That starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge als Kaffeeteller". That's German, maybe 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn er den Kaffee hebt, bebt die Erde." That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "bench pressing a massive mountain that serves as a coffee coaster, Earth slightly tilted in background". Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include something like "bench pressing a massive mountain that serves as a coffee coaster while the Earth tilts slightly". Must be in English. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. bench pressing a massive mountain that serves as a coffee coaster while the Earth tilts slightly. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge als Kaffeeteller". That's 33 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Bench Pressen von Bergen und das Verschieben der Erde beim Kaffeetrinken." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Bench Pressen von Bergen und das Verschieben der Erde beim Kaffeetrinken." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Check length of headline: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge als Kaffeeteller" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)h14e15b16t17 (space18)B19e20r21g22e23 (space24)a25l26s27 (space28)K29a30f31f32e33e34t35e36l37l38e39r40. That's 40 characters, under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn er den Kaffee hebt, bebt die Erde." Count: W1e2n3 (space4)e5r6 (space7)d8e9 (space10)K11a12f13f14e15 (space16)h17e18b19t20, (space21)b22e23b24t25 (space26)d27i28e29 (space30)E31r32d33e34. That's 34 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris hebt Berge als Kaffeeteller" is 40 characters