We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? It says SEO Title, Description, but not language specified. Probably German is fine. Constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to bark, and the cat now writes poetry in binary." Hmm. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: Exaggerated abilities, impossible feats, often with a twist. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's similar to existing jokes. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once stared at a solar eclipse and the sun apologized for being late." That's unique. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris stared at a solar eclipse and the sun apologized for being late, because even the star knows better than to keep Chuck waiting." But must be German. So: "Chuck Norris starrte während einer Sonnenfinsternis auf die Sonne, und die Sonne entschuldigte sich dafür, zu spät zu kommen, weil selbst die Sonne besser weiß, nicht den legendären Krieger zu verpassen." But need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris starrte während einer Sonnenfinsternis auf die Sonne, und die Sonne entschuldigte sich dafür, zu spät zu kommen, weil selbst die Sonne besser weiß, nicht den legendären Krieger zu verpassen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und die entschuldigung der Sonne". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn die Sonne zu spät kommt, sagt sie 'Entschuldigung, ich dachte, du bist beschäftigt'". That's maybe 80? Let's count roughly: "Wenn die Sonne zu spät kommt, sagt sie 'Entschuldigung, ich dachte, du bist beschäftigt'". That's about 78 characters? Let's count: characters including spaces? Let's approximate: "Wenn die Sonne zu spät kommt, sagt sie 'Entschuldigung, ich dachte, du bist beschäftigt'". That's about 80 maybe. Let's keep shorter: "Sonne entschuldigt sich, weil sie Chuck Norris nicht verpassen wollte". That's shorter. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a solar eclipse, the sun bowing apologetically in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from joke: "Chuck Norris staring at a solar eclipse, the sun bowing apologetically". So include that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Entschuldigung bitten". That's about 45 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sogar die Sonne um Verzeihung bittet – humorvoll, legendär und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sogar die Sonne um Verzeihung bittet – humorvoll, legendär und völlig absurd." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". All must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Entschuldigung bitten". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17t18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)S24o25n26n27e28 (space29)u30m31 (space32)E33n34t35s36c37h38u39l40d41i42g43o44n45 (space46)b47e48i49t50e51n52. That's 52 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Sonne entschuldigt sich, weil sie Chuck Norris nicht verpassen wollte". Count: S1o2n3n4e5 (space6) e7n8t9sch10ü11l12d13i14g15r16t17 (space18)s19i20c21h22, (space23) w24e25i26l27 (space28)s29i30e31 (space30)C31h32u33c34k35 (space36)N37o38r39r40i41s42 (space43)n44i45c46h47 (space48)v49e50r51p52e53s54e55n56 (space57)w58i59l60l61e62 (space63)v64e65r66p67e68n69 (space70)w71i72l73l74e74? Actually let's recount more systematically: "Sonne entschuldigt sich, weil sie Chuck Norris nicht verpassen wollte". Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: S(1)o2n3n4e5 (space6)e7n8t9s10c11h12u13l14d15i16g1