We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris joke style. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Provide fields as described. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet for a second." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann eine Runde Tritt so stark ausführen, dass er einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt, das die gesamte Internetverbindung für genau 0,0001 Sekunden zum Erliegen bringt." Something like that. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt, der die gesamte Internetverbindung für genau 0,0001 Sekunden zum Erliegen bringt." Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. das Internet" (max 80 chars). That's 20 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Netzwerk-Treiber neu definiert". Keep under 80 chars. Image prompt: Must be English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." We need to embed specific scene: maybe "standing in a dark server room, glowing red eyes, a swirling mini black hole forming from his kicked foot, neon data streams around". Must be within the prompt. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Mini-Black-Hole Internet Joke - Funny Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Mini-Black-Hole Internet Joke - Funny Meme" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Mini-Black-Hole(14?) Actually "Mini-Black-Hole" is 13 inc hyphens? Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris Mini-Black-Hole Meme". That's 27 chars. Under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt und das Internet für einen Wimpernschlag lahmlegt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt und das Internet für einen Wimpernschlag lahmlegt." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our sentence starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. - headline: max 80 chars. Provide short. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed something like "standing in a dark server room, a swirling mini black hole forming from his kicked foot, neon data streams". So the prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. standing in a dark server room, a swirling mini black hole forming from his kicked foot, neon data streams around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris vs. das Internet" length: 22 inc spaces, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Netzwerk-Treiber neu definiert" length: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Netzwerk-Treiber neu definiert" = 44 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be a single string, no line breaks? It's okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Mini-Black-Hole Meme" length: 27, okay. meta_description: Must be <=160 chars. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt und das Internet für einen Wimpernschlag lahmlegt." Let's count characters precisely: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Roundhouse-Kick einen Mini-Black-Hole erzeugt und das Internet für einen Wimpernschlag lahmlegt." Count: E(1)i2n3 (space4)h5u6m7o8r9f10l11l12e13r14 (space15)C16h17u18c19k20 (space21)N22o23r24r25i26s27 (space28)W29i30t31z32,33 (space34)b35e36i37 (space38)d39e40m41 (space42)e43i44n45 (space46)R47o48u49n48? Actually need to recount properly. Let's just approximate it's under 160. It likely is ~13