We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code block. Must be unique, classic Chuck Norris style, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, unique, no repeats. Provide all fields. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need unique. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Mond." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er selbst lachte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die entire Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 'Langsam' stellen." That's typical. But need unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard, his strength, his ability to control gravity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, das die Nachbarn zum Tanzen brachte." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm erfunden, um die Sonne zu überraschen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter auf Knopfdruck umkehren." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need to be unique. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Universum zum Schachspiel zwang." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." Check length: It's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der Kaugummi-Kontinent". That's 16 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 48 characters. Image prompt: English prompt describing scene. Must include specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a giant pink bubblegum that expands into a massive landmass forming a new continent, with tiny people building houses on it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within description. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent beim Kaugummi-Kauen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, neuen(5)=27, space=28, Kontinent(9)=37, space=38, beim(4)=42, space=43, Kaugummi-Kauen(14)=57. That's 57 characters, okay under 60. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi und erschafft dabei einen ganzen Kontinent – ein klassischer, humorvoller Mythos, der das Internet zum Schmunzeln bringt." Let's count roughly: It's probably under 160. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi und erschafft dabei einen ganzen Kontinent – ein klassischer, humorvoller Mythos, der das Internet zum Schmunzeln bringt." Count characters: We'll approximate: It's maybe ~150. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Yes. - headline: short, max 80 characters. "Der Kaugummi-Kontinent" is fine. - meme_caption: max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, kaut,(5)=23, space=24, entsteht(7)=31, space=32, ein(3)=35, space=36, neuer(5)=41, space=42, Kontinent(9)=51. That's 51 characters, okay. - image_prompt: English description as required. Must include specific scene from the joke. We'll include "Chuck Norris chews a giant pink bubblegum that expands into a massive landmass forming a new continent, with tiny people building houses on it." - meta_title: max 60 characters. We have 57 characters, okay. - meta_description: max 160 characters. We'll ensure it's under 160. Let's count more precisely. Meta description text: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi und erschafft dabei einen ganzen Kontinent – ein klassischer, humorvoller Mythos, der das Internet zum Schmunzeln bringt." Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)k14a15u16t17 (space18)e19i20n21 (space22)K23a24u25g26u27m28m29i30 (space31)u32n33d34 (space35)e36r37s38c39h40f41t42 (space43)d44a45b46y47 (space48)e49i50n51e52n53 (space54)K55o