We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Need something original. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink." We need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a sauna." That's not typical. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a physical barrier." That's modern. But must be classic style: maybe referencing his beard, his beard can hold a coffee mug, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by sheer willpower." That's classic but maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That's modern. But we need to avoid similar jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." So we must avoid that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink by winking at it." That's known? Not sure. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a year just by thinking about it." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it." That's similar to known jokes about traffic lights. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm without ever touching the ground." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by whispering 'go'." That's similar to known. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna to download the entire internet in one second." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can download the entire internet into a single blink." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pencil write itself by just thinking about it." That's known? Not exactly. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future just by looking at it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight end before it even starts by simply raising an eyebrow." That's unique. Let's pick one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm without ever touching the ground." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in his hand just by thinking about it." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in his hand just by thinking about it." That's a joke: He can melt a snowflake with his thoughts. That's typical. But is it unique? Probably not used before. Might be okay. But we need to ensure it's not similar to existing jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt with a single glance." Not sure. Maybe we can craft something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can use his beard to comb the entire internet." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in his palm just by thinking about it." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to known jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in his hand." Not sure. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his palm without ever touching the ground." That's weird. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear by simply blinking." That's similar to known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by looking at it." That's unique. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by looking at it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by thinking about it." That's okay. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by thinking about it." Now we need headline: max 80 characters, short. Something like "Kalender überspringt einen Monat – Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit tanzen". That's within 80? Let's count: "Kalender überspringt einen Monat – Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit tanzen". That's about 66 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn der Monat plötzlich vannt, liegt es an Chuck Norris". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: maybe "holding a calendar that shows a missing month". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a calendar that abruptly skips a month, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 characters, SEO title. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender einen Monat überspringen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender einen Monat überspringen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kalender(8)=27, space=28, einen(4)=32, space=33, Monat(5)=38, space=3