We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe we can create a new twist: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." But need to be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Must be valid JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text, presumably a short paragraph? Should be a joke, maybe a one-liner or short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic etc. Must include specifics. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We need to ensure length constraints. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget how to crash, because the computer is too scared to fail." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to bow to his will." But need to be unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a herd of wild mustangs to perform synchronized swimming." That's maybe too long. Let's keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple push‑up into a seismic event that reshapes continents." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself by staring at it, because even caffeine bows to his will." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Many jokes about coffee exist? Not sure. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the entire source code of the internet in a single glance, and then rewrite it to make cats rule the world." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's produce a joke_text like: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank wall and make it confess all of its secrets, then force it to write a bestselling novel about his heroic exploits." That's a bit long but okay. We need headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris vs. The Blank Wall – A Legendary Confrontation" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. The Blank Wall – A Legendary Confrontation" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, vs.(3)=>16, space=1=>17, The(3)=>20, space=1=>21, Blank(5)=>26, space=1=>27, Wall(4)=>31, space=1=>32, – (dash) maybe 1 =>33, space=1=>34, A(1)=>35, space=1=>36, Legendary(9)=>45, space=1=>46, Confrontation(13)=>59. So 59 characters, within 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: Something like: "When the wall finally admits defeat." That's 30 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. For example: "A hyper-realistic portrait of Chuck Norris in a 50s style, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, standing defiantly in front of a massive stone wall that is cracking and revealing glowing runes, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text." We need to embed specifics: "the wall confessing secrets" maybe show the wall with a mouth? Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, confronting a massive stone wall that is cracking open and whispering secrets, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: Something like: "Chuck Norris vs. The Talking Wall – Epic Joke". Count: Chuck(5)+space=1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=1=13, vs.(3)=16, space=1=17, The(3)=20, space=1=21, Talking(7)=28, space=1=29, Wall(4)=33, space=1=34, –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, but let's just keep within 60. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. The Talking Wall – Epic Joke". Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "vs."3 =>16, space1=17, "The"3 =>20, space1=21, "Talking"7 =>28, space1=29, "Wall"4 =>33, space1=34, "–"1 =>35, space1=36, "Epic"4 =>40, space1=41, "Joke"4 =>45. So 45 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like: "Entdecken Sie den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem eine Wand ihre Geheimnisse verrät – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker für Fans der Legende." Let's count characters: We'll approximate length. Let's count: "Entdecken Sie den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem eine Wand ihre Geheimnisse verrät – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker für Fans der Legende." Let's count roughly: It's probably under 160. Let's count precisely: Entdecken(9) space1=10, Sie(3)=13, space=14, den(3)=17, space=18, ultimativen(11)=29, space=30, Chuck(5)=35