We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer surrendered and gave him the answer." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar now only has 364 days." That's a known one? Not sure. Let's create something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the concept of time; time now fears being found." Might be okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the moon; the cat returned with a crater on Earth." That's unique. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the moon; the cat returned with a crater on Earth." That's a joke. Now produce JSON fields: joke_text: the full joke text in German. Must be German language. So we can write: "Chuck Norris versucht, einer Katze das Mondlicht zu bringen, doch die Katze brachte stattdessen einen Krater auf der Erde zurück." That's German. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und die Katze, die den Mond holte". That's within 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Katze zum Mond schickt". That's okay. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a moon crater holding a cat, with a crater shaped like a paw print". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a bewildered cat that is perched on a massive crater shaped like a paw print on the Moon, with Earth visible in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Katzen-Mond-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Katzen-Mond-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Katzen-Mond-Witz(15?) Actually "Katzen-Mond-Witz" is 15 inc hyphens? Let's count: K(1)a2t3z4e5n6-(7)M8o9n10d11-(12)W13i14t15z16. So 16 characters? Let's just approximate total length maybe 45. Should be under 60. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über eine Katze, die den Mond brachte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über eine Katze, die den Mond brachte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should not be similar to known jokes. The scenario is unique. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris und die Katze, die den Mond holte". Count characters: "Chuck Norris" (11 inc space?) Actually "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "und"3=16, space=17, "die"3=20, space=21, "Katze,"6? Actually "Katze," 6 inc comma? K1 a2 t3 z4 e5 ,6 =6, so total 27, space=28, "die"3=31, space=32, "den"3=35, space=36, "Mond"4=40, space=41, "holte"5=46. So 46 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Katze zum Mond schickt". Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "die"3=21, space=22, "Katze"5=27, space=28, "zum"3=31, space=32, "Mond"4=36, space=37, "schickt"6=43. So 43 characters, okay. Now produce JSON. Check meta_title length: "Chuck Norris Katzen-Mond-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Katzen-Mond-Witz – Lustiger Klassiker". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 t16 z17 e18 n19 -20 M21 o22 n23 d24 -25 W26 i27 t28 z29 space30 –31 space32 L33 u34 s35 t36 i37 g38 e39 r40 space41 K42 l43 a44 s45 s46 i47 k48 e49 r50. That's 50 characters, under 60. meta_description length: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck