We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no repeats. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it". Let's create something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single glance". Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just thinking about it". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just whispering 'go'". Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just looking at it". Hmm. We need a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just whispering 'go'." That's okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just staring at it". That's similar to known jokes about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just staring at it". That might be known. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just breathing on it". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just thinking about it". Hmm. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just winking". That could be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just winking at it." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just whispering 'go'". That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just looking at it". That's similar to known jokes about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just looking at it". Might be known. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just breathing on it". That might be unique. Alternatively, we could do something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just humming a tune". That could be unique. But we need to be careful not to repeat known jokes. Let's create a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just staring at it until it forgets it has legs." That's a bit longer. But the joke should be short and punchy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just whispering 'go'." That's simple. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's search memory: There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just staring at it." I think that is known. So we need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just thinking about it while he's asleep." That's unique. Or: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just humming the national anthem." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just humming the national anthem." That is unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by just humming the national anthem." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd schneller galoppieren, indem er die Nationalhymne summt". That's maybe >80? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd schneller galoppieren, indem er die Nationalhymne summt". That's about 78? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd schneller galoppieren, indem er die Nationalhymne summt". Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)e20i21n22 (space23)P24f25e26r27d28 (space29)s30c31h32n33e34l35l36e37r38 (space39)g40a41l42o43p44p45i46e47r48e49n50, (space?) Actually let's just ensure under 80. It's likely under 80. Let's keep it shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd schneller galoppieren, indem er die Hymne summt". That's shorter. Now meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Hymne summt, fliegt das Pferd wie ein Adler". Count characters: maybe under 80. Now image_prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is whispering into a horse's ear while humming the national anthem, the horse's muscles tense, dust swirling, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris whispers into a horse's ear while humming the national anthem