We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen lassen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's typical but maybe not unique. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschlag gebraucht hat, um nicht zu gefrieren." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Wi‑Fi‑Signalstärke erhöhen, sodass selbst ein Faultier TikTok-Videos streamen kann." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das WLAN-Signal verstärken, sodass selbst ein Faultier TikTok-Videos streamen kann." That's funny, unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und das WLAN-Wunder". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: something like "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als ein Bär". <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene: "Chuck Norris standing in a modern living room, looking confidently at a router, with a Wi‑Fi signal wave emanating, hyper‑realistic action movie poster, dramatic lighting, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris looking at a Wi‑Fi router, raising an eyebrow, with glowing signal waves around him." Then fill the rest. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a glowing Wi‑Fi router, signal waves radiating around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erhöht WLAN‑Signal mit Blick". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erhöht WLAN‑Signal mit Blick" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erhöht(6)=19, space=20, WLAN‑Signal(11 inc hyphen?) Actually "WLAN‑Signal" 11 inc hyphen? Let's count: W(1)L2A3N4‑5S6I7G8N9A10L11 = 11. So total 20+11=31, space=32, mit=35, space=36, Blick=41. So 41 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN-Signal so stark macht, dass sogar Faultiere TikTok streamen können." Count roughly: let's count characters: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick das WLAN‑Signal so stark macht, dass sogar Faultiere TikTok streamen können." Let's approximate length: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Ein"3 +space1=4, "humorvoller"10=14, space=15, "Chuck‑Norris‑Witz,"13? Actually "Chuck‑Norris‑Witz," length 13 inc hyphens and comma? Let's approximate total maybe 130. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text must be the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide exactly the joke. headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. image_prompt English, as described. meta_title max 60 chars. meta_description max 160 chars. Now produce JSON without markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das WLAN‑Signal verstärken, sodass selbst ein Faultier TikTok‑Videos streamen kann." headline: "Chuck Norris erhöht WLAN‑Signal mit Blick" Check length: "Chuck Norris erhöht WLAN‑Signal mit Blick" = 41 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als ein Bär" Length: count: "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als ein Bär" = 33 chars, okay. image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a glowing Wi‑Fi router, signal waves radiating around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris erhöht WLAN‑Signal mit Blick" But meta_title must be SEO Title max 60 chars, we can use same as headline but maybe "Chuck Norris und das WLAN‑Wunder". That's 20 chars. Let's use "Chuck Norris und das WLAN‑Wunder". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, das(3)=20, space=21, WLAN‑Wunder(9?) Actually "WLAN‑Wunder" 9 inc hyphen? Let's count: W1 L2 A3 N4 ‑5 W6 U7 N8 D9 E10 R11. So 11. So total 21+11=32. Under 60. meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem