We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his legend, his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. We need to ensure no similar phrasing to known jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single stare" etc. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered because it realized it couldn't compute his moves. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole. Something unique. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben – weil er den Teig mit einem einzigen Rundtritt gemischt hat." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It can be within the joke. It can be "Chuck Norris kann..." etc. Better: "Chuck Norris hat gestern versucht, ein Rätsel zu lösen, und die Lösung war, dass er einfach die Zeit zurückdreht – weil er die Uhr mit einem einzigen Blick zum Stillstand brachte." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, und die Strecke hat sich selbst verkürzt, weil er jeden Schritt mit einem Rundtritt neu definiert hat." But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kühlschrank zu öffnen, aber das Türschloss hat sich selbst in Angst vor seinem Blick verriegelt." But must be unique. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er einmal einen Stein in einen Diamanten verwandelt hat, indem er ihn nur ansieht." But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Computer virus geschrieben, aber der Virus hat sich selbst gefürchtet und ist verschwunden, weil er nicht mit Chucks Code umgehen konnte." But maybe too technical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und als er ihn anschaute, schmolz er – weil selbst das Eis vor seiner Gegenwart kapitulierte." But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Potential joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, ein Gedicht zu schreiben, aber die Worte haben sich selbst vor Angst versteckt, weil sie wussten, dass er jedes Wort mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in die Luft jagen kann." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline: max 80 characters, short. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern". That's 33 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis". That's 44 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something from the joke. For example, "holding a frozen poem scroll that glows with icy light". Or "standing over a shattered clock that stopped at 00:00". Let's pick something that matches the joke about poem. Maybe "holding a crumpled poem that freezes mid-air". Let's craft: "holding a crumpled poem that freezes mid-air". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding a crumpled poem that freezes mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und das gefrorene Gedicht". That's 30 characters. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris schreibt ein Gedicht, das die Zeit einfriert – ein klassischer Witz über seine legendäre Macht." That's about 100 characters. Check constraints: No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. It's fine. Make sure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide valid JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)d20i21e22 (space23)S24c25h26w27e28r29k30g31r32a33f34t35 (space36)z37i38t39t40e41r42n43. That's 43 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis" length? Count: W1e2i3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)l19ä20c21h22e23lt24, (space25)s26c27h28m29i30l31t32s33 (space34)d35a36s37 (space38)e39i40s41. That's 41 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris und das gefrorene Gedicht" length? Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o