We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be unique. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows". Something classic but not used often. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's common. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it". Not sure. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it". Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a physical barrier". Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a short headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by winking at it." That's somewhat unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself by staring at it." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeated. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a paperless office work by printing his own thoughts." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward by breathing on it." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward by breathing on it." That's a nice visual. Now we need to embed that into a joke text: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward by breathing on it, and then use it to power his coffee maker." Something like that. But must be a single joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward by breathing on it, and then use it to power his coffee maker." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick". meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, zu fallen". image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must include hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "breathing on a floating snowflake that glows and powers a coffee machine". Provide full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is breathing on a floating snowflake that glows and powers a coffee maker, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben blasen und damit einen Kaffeemaschine antreiben – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben blasen und damit einen Kaffeemaschine antreiben – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." That's about 108 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Make sure JSON fields are strings, no extra fields. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick" length: 27 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, zu fallen" length: let's count: characters including spaces: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken Angst haben, zu fallen" = 44? Let's count: Wenn(4) + space(1)=5, selbst(6)=11, space=12, Schneeflocken(12)=24, space=25, Angst(5)=30, space=31, haben,(6)=37, space=38, zu(2)=40, space=41, fallen(6)=47. So 47 characters, okay. image_prompt must be English, include scene. Provide as one string. Now ensure meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen" length: count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Schneeflocken(12)=31 space=32 nach(4)=36 space=37 oben(4)=41 space=42 fliegen(6)=48. So 48 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben blasen und damit einen Kaffeemaschine antreiben – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." Let's count characters: We'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris kann eine Schneeflocke nach oben blasen und damit einen Kaffeemaschine antreiben – ein klassischer, witziger Übermensch-Moment." Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 kann(4)=17 space=18 eine(4)=22 space=23 Schneeflocke(12)=35 space=36 nach(4)=40 space=41 oben(4)=45 space=46 blasen(6)=52 space=53 und(3)=56 space=57