We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and specific scene from the joke. Also include "No text, no captions." Must be a prompt for image generation. Must be English. Must be within constraints. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing all the Wi‑Fi signals in the universe." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing all the Wi‑Fi signals in the universe." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Wi‑Fi". Must be <=80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi im Universum verschwinden". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, bricht das Internet zusammen". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that ripples space, forming a swirling black hole". So include that. Must end with "No text, no captions." Must be English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole in space, with stars bending around it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris und das verschwundene Wi‑Fi". That's 31 chars approx. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der ein Black Hole erzeugt und das gesamte Wi‑Fi im Universum verschlingt." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der ein Black Hole erzeugt und das gesamte Wi‑Fi im Universum verschlingt." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi im Universum verschwinden". Count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi im Universum verschwinden". Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 (space19) d20 a21 s22 (space23) W24 i25 ‑? Actually Wi‑Fi includes hyphen; count as characters. Let's approximate length: It's likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt das Wi‑Fi im Universum verschwinden" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18 (space19) d20 a21 s22 (space23) W24 i25 ‑? Actually "Wi‑Fi" includes hyphen; treat as one char? Let's count each: W26 i27 ‑? Actually hyphen is a character, so 28, F29 i30 (space31) i32 m33 (space34) U35 n36 i37 v38 e39 r40 s41 a42 l43 l44 e45 n46 (space47) v48 e49 s50 s51 e52 h53 e54 n55 d56 e57 n58. So about 58 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, bricht das Internet zusammen". Count: Let's approximate length: It's likely under 80. Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) t18 r19 i20 t21 t22 ,23 (space24) b25 r26 i27 c28 k29 t30 (space31) d32 a33 s34 (space35) I36 n37 t38 e39 r40 n41 e42 t43 (space44) z45 u46 s47 a48 m49 m50 e51 n52. That's about 52 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English and include "No text, no captions." at end. Ensure it's a single string. Now meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris und das verschwundene Wi‑Fi". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) u14 n15 d16 (space17) d18 a19 s20 (space21) v22 e23 r24 s25 c26