We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide only JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while being deaf." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a cart uphill backwards." Need something original. Let's think: Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara. Or Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a portrait of himself. Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a sled uphill backwards while the horse is asleep." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert without getting wet." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a vegan eat a steak without killing a cow." That's weird. We need unique, not typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer program that never crashes, even when it's told to do so by a toddler." That's too tech. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a rainbow appear in a blackout." That's okay. But we need typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often involving impossible feats. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara desert without melting it, and then ride it to work." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply staring at it." That's typical. But we need unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just because he feels like it." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by folding reality." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand irony by blinking twice." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert without getting wet, and then use the resulting water to brew coffee for the entire world." That's too long. We need a short joke text, but can be a sentence or two. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a sled uphill backwards while the horse is asleep, and then ride it to the moon." That's absurd. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara desert without melting it, and then use it to cool his coffee." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara desert without melting it, and then use it to cool his coffee." That's a joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Schneemann im Wüstensand – Chuck Norris' Kaffeekühlung". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst die Sonne im Wüstensand friert – Chuck Norris style". That's okay. Image prompt: English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris standing in a scorching desert, building a perfect snowman out of sand, while a tiny snowflake hovers above his coffee cup." Must include that. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee im Wüstenmeer entstehen". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein absurd-witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen unmöglichen Schneemann im Wüstenklima – perfekt für Memes und mehr." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Schneemann im Wüstensand – Chuck Norris' Kaffeekühlung". Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 S5 c6 h7 n8 e9 e10 m11 a12 n13 space14 i15 m16 space17 W18 ü19 s20 t21 e22 n23 s24 a25 n26 d27 space28 –29 space30 C31 h32 u33 c34 k35 space36 N37 o38 r39 r40 i41 s42 '43 s44 space45 K46 a47 f48 f49 e50 e51 k52 ü53 h54 l55 u56 n57 g58. That's 58 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst die Sonne im Wüstensand friert – Chuck Norris style". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 space9 d10 i11 e12 space13 S14 o15 n16 n17 e18 space19 i20 m21 space22 W23 ü24 s25 t26 e27 n28 s29 a30 n31 d32 space33 f34 r35 i36 e37 r38 t39 space40 –41 space42 C43 h44 u45 c46 k47 space48 N49 o50 r51 r52 i53 s54 space55 s56 t57 y58 l59 e60. That's 60 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough,