We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's not typical. Need something more classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. We need a unique one. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's similar to some but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a planet." That's too long. We need a short joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's similar to some. We need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN-Signal in einen Rundtritt verwandeln, der bis zur nächsten Galaxie reicht." That's a joke. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Probably okay. Now we need fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German. Should be a single sentence maybe. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. Must be English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. We must output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal in einen Rundtritt verwandeln, der bis zur nächsten Galaxie reicht." Headline: maybe "WLAN‑Kraft vs. Galaxie". Must be <=80 chars. Let's make "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxien‑Kraft". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn das Signal stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: need English description. Must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He throws a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing Wi‑Fi wave extending into space, with a galaxy backdrop." Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxien‑Kraft". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt das WLAN-Signal bis zur nächsten Galaxie sendet – perfekt für Memes und SEO." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt das WLAN-Signal bis zur nächsten Galaxie sendet – perfekt für Memes und SEO." That's about 124 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. JSON keys: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxien‑Kraft" length? Count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxien‑Kraft" = 44 (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn das Signal stärker ist als die Schwerkraft" length? Count: "Wenn das Signal stärker ist als die Schwerkraft" = 44. Good. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris verwandelt WLAN in Galaxien‑Kraft" = 44, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count precisely: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt das WLAN-Signal bis zur nächsten Galaxie sendet – perfekt für Memes und SEO." Let's count characters including spaces: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt das WLAN-Signal bis zur nächsten Galaxie sendet – perfekt für Memes und SEO." Count: E(1) i2 n3 space4 h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 e11 l12 l13 e14 r15 space16 C17 h18 u19 c20 k21 ‑ (hyphen?) Actually "Chuck‑Norris" includes hyphen, count as one char? We'll approximate. Let's just ensure it's under 160. Probably okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include the specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He throws a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing Wi‑Fi wave extending into space, with a galaxy backdrop. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions."