We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the moon jealous, or he can program a computer using only his beard. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's not typical but could be. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a coffee break." That's typical. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that pauses gravity for a coffee break." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about his beard being a Wi-Fi hotspot. "Chuck Norris' beard can generate a Wi‑Fi signal strong enough to download the entire internet in a single blink." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that pauses gravity for a coffee break." That's okay but maybe not unique enough. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, and the code runs faster than light." That is unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that pauses gravity for a coffee break." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all bugs to disappear." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the source code of the universe with a single roundhouse kick, fixing all bugs." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be in German. So we need to translate: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums umschreiben und alle Bugs eliminieren." That's German. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums umschreiben und alle Bugs eliminieren." That's fine. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum mit einem Rundtritt". That's within 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Quellcode des Universums debuggt". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "holding a glowing code scroll that rewrites the universe". So: "holding a glowing code scroll that rewrites the universe". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a glowing code scroll that rewrites the universe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum – Witz". That's maybe 45 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums debuggt und alle Bugs beseitigt." That's within 160. Check lengths. Let's count characters. headline: "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum mit einem Rundtritt". Count: Let's count characters including spaces. "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum mit einem Rundtritt". That's 53 characters? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) r14 e15 p16 r17 o18 g19 r20 a21 m22 m23 i24 e25 r26 t27 (space28) d29 a30 s31 (space32) U33 n34 i35 v36 e37 r38 s39 e40 n41 (space42) m43 i44 t45 (space46) e47 i48 n49 e50 m51 (space52) R53 u54 n55 d56 t57 r58 i59 e60 t61. So 61 characters, within 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Quellcode des Universums debuggt". Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) d18 e19 n20 (space21) Q22 u23 e24 l25 l26 c27 o28 d29 e30 (space31) d32 e33 s34 (space35) U36 n37 i38 v39 e40 r41 s42 e43 s44 (space45) d46 e47 b48 u49 g50 g51 t52. That's 52 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. We'll craft as described. meta_title: "Chuck Norris reprogrammiert das Universum – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r