We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid clichés but still typical. Must not be offensive. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to create a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Let's craft something unique: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, but that's common. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to play dead, but the computer refused to die." That's maybe not typical. Let's craft something about his beard being a separate entity that can file taxes. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent is always right." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every month fears his roundhouse." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single stare, but only if the heart is made of steel." Not typical. Maybe something about his ability to make the sun rise on command: "Chuck Norris once told the sun to rise early, and it obeyed, causing daylight savings to be invented." That's somewhat unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent, but he only does it when he's allergic to boring meetings." That's somewhat unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent, but he only does it when he's allergic to boring meetings." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be the entire joke, maybe a short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene. Must include specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder replaced with specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a calendar in half, with the months scattering like leaves". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a calendar in half, with the months scattering like leaves. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Calendar Kick Joke - Classic Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Calendar Kick Joke - Classic Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Calendar(8)=21, space=22, Kick(4)=26, space=27, Joke(4)=31, space=32, -(1)=33, space=34, Classic(7)=41, space=42, Meme(4)=46. So 46 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kalender und Roundhouse Kicks – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kalender und Roundhouse Kicks – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 95 chars, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der legendäre Chuck Norris Kalender-Kick". Count: "Der legendäre Chuck Norris Kalender-Kick" length: Der(3)+space=4, legendäre(9)=13, space=14, Chuck(5)=19, space=20, Norris(6)=26, space=27, Kalender-Kick(11)=38. So 38 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender kickt, wird jeder Monat nervös". Count: Let's count: Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Kalender(8)=30, space=31, kickt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "kickt," is 5 letters + comma =6? Let's just approximate total <80. It's fine. Now ensure no repeats. This joke is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen einen ganzen Kontinent erschaffen – aber nur, wenn er bei langweiligen Meetings allergisch reagiert." That's a full joke text. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. headline: "Der legendäre Chuck Norris Kalender-Kick" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender kickt, wird jeder Monat nervös" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a calendar in half, with the months scattering like leaves. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kalender Kick Joke - Classic Meme" meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kalender und Roundhouse Kicks – perfekt für Memes