We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repetition. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors by simply looking at his opponent." Need something classic but unique. Let's think of a joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's too long. We need a short punchline. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... . When he ... , ...". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Not sure. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." That's not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris ..." Then the punchline. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will thank him for the silence." That's a twist on the classic divide by zero joke. Might be okay but maybe too similar. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply thinking about it." That's okay. But we need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by blowing his nose." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself and still checkmate." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, and the stones will ask for his autograph." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by folding reality." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by looking at it." That's similar to typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." That's okay. But we need to produce JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply thinking about it." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise for joke_text. Let's craft a short punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light just by thinking about it." That's okay. But maybe we can make it more classic: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Not great. Let's think of a known style: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue." That's okay. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's unique. Ok, let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's funny and unique. Now we need to embed it in a joke_text that starts with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's the joke_text. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Schneemann im Sahara entstehen". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn selbst die Wüste schmilzt – Chuck Norris atmen". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "making a snowman appear in a scorching desert". So we need to include that scene. The prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a blazing desert, creating a snowman by breathing, snowflakes swirling, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the description. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer entstehen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Wüstenmeer entstehen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneemann(10)=29, space=30, im(2)=32, space=33, Wüstenmeer(10)=43, space=44, entsteht(8)=52. So 52 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneemann im heißen Wüstenklima – perfekt für Meme und Poster." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneemann im heißen Wüstenklima – perfekt für Meme und Poster." That's about 95 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted correctly, no extra commas. Let's construct JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sahara erschaffen, indem er einfach ausatmet.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt einen Schneemann im Sahara entstehen", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst die Wüste schmilzt – Chuck Norris atmet", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a scorching desert, creating a snowman by breathing,