We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise at midnight, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique. We need to include headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke, photorealistic action movie poster etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene in brackets? The placeholder [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] should be replaced with the scene description. So we need to include something like "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one finger while the sun sets". Must be in English. We need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, während er gleichzeitig die Schwerkraft auf null setzt – und dabei die Erde um 2 Meter nach oben hebt." But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, während er gleichzeitig die Schwerkraft auf null setzt – und dabei die Erde um 2 Meter nach oben hebt." That's okay. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde mit einem Kaugummi". Must be <=80 chars. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, bewegt sich die Erde." <=80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a giant bubble‑gum that glows with cosmic energy, lifting the Earth a few meters upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde – Witz des Tages". Count characters: "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde – Witz des Tages" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, hebt(4)=17, space=18, die(3)=21, space=22, Erde(4)=26, space=27, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. It's fine. meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft mit Kaugummi bezwingt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeated jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: JSON must not be in markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure each field is a string, no extra fields. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, während er gleichzeitig die Schwerkraft auf null setzt – und dabei die Erde um 2 Meter nach oben hebt." headline: "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde mit einem Kaugummi" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, bewegt sich die Erde." image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive glowing bubble‑gum that lifts the Earth a few meters upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde – Witz des Tages" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft mit Kaugummi bezwingt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde mit einem Kaugummi" = 44 characters approx, okay. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaugt, bewegt sich die Erde." = 44 characters, okay. meta_title length: "Chuck Norris hebt die Erde – Witz des Tages" = let's count: Chuck(5) + space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, hebt(4)=17, space=18, die(3)=21, space=22, Erde(4)=26, space=27, –(1)=28, space=29, Witz(4)=33, space=34, des(3)=37, space=38, Tages(5)=43. So 43 characters, okay. meta_description length: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft mit Kaugummi bezwingt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Ein"3 +space1=4, "klassischer"9=13, space=14, "Chuck"5=19, space=20, "Norris"6=26, space=27, "Witz,"5=32, space=33, "bei"3=36, space=37, "dem"3=40, space=41, "er"2=43, space=44, "die"3=47, space=48, "Schwerkraft"11=59, space=60, "mit"3=