We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed that scene description in the prompt. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and it crashed because it realized it was finite." That's not typical. Need something classic: Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance, etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke so funny that the joke itself became a meme, and the meme caused the internet to spontaneously generate a new language, which Chuck Norris then used to order pizza. That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the concept of time; time hid so well that even Chuck Norris couldn't find it, so he just invented a new calendar." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups; the cat responded by inventing the concept of 'lazy'." That's maybe too random. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to solve a Sudoku puzzle with his eyes closed; the numbers rearranged themselves out of respect." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, absurdity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his own beard hairs; the calculator exploded because it couldn't handle the infinite recursion." That's unique. Let's pick something: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups; the snowflake responded by causing a blizzard to salute." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke so funny that the joke itself became a meme, and the meme caused the internet to spontaneously generate a new language, which Chuck Norris then used to order pizza." That's too long and maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to count the number of hairs on his beard using binary; the binary code turned into a new programming language called 'NorrisScript'." That's unique. But must be concise enough for JSON fields. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to count his beard hairs in binary, and the binary code turned into a new programming language called 'NorrisScript'." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erfindet eine neue Programmiersprache". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Code als der Computer hat". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Scene: He is holding a glowing binary code that morphs into a programming language logo. Or he is standing in front of a giant code screen. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris, a rugged 50‑year‑old action hero with reddish‑brown hair and a thick reddish beard, wearing a black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing cascade of binary digits that morph into the logo of a fictional programming language 'NorrisScript', standing against a dramatic American flag backdrop, hyper‑realistic, cinematic lighting." But we need to embed that as part of the prompt after the description. The prompt must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add the specific scene. So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a glowing cascade of binary digits that morph into the logo of a fictional programming language 'NorrisScript', standing against a dramatic American flag backdrop, photorealistic, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erfand NorrisScript – Der Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erfand NorrisScript – Der Witz" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15f16a17n18d19 (space20)N21o22r23r24i25s26S27c28r29i30p31t32 (space33)– (space? Actually there is a space before dash?) Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris erfand NorrisScript". That's 27 characters? Let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 erfand(19) space20 NorrisScript(30). Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erfand NorrisScript" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) e14 r15 f16 a17 n18 d19 (space20) N