We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be creative, surprising, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's a typical one but maybe too generic. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laptop in die Kälte gestellt, und jetzt läuft Windows 11 auf Eis." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Schneemann gebaut, der jetzt als Eiskönig in Asgard dient." Hmm. We need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke text. Example: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Polarlichter einen Schauder kriechen." That's unique. But must be funny, typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Menschheit gleichzeitig zum Schweigen bringen." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need uniqueness, avoid repeating existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris' Bart" or "Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick". Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass er die Erde aus ihrer Umlaufbahn schubste und damit einen neuen Mond schuf." That's unique. Now we need fields: joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that sends the Earth out of orbit, creating a new moon". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that sends the Earth out of orbit, creating a new moon. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it as a single string. It's okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Creates New Moon - Funny Joke". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Creates New Moon - Funny Joke". That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)R14o15u16n17d18h19o20u21s22e23 (space24)K25i26c27k28 (space29)C30r31e32a33t34e35s36 (space37)N38e39w40 (space41)M42o43o44n45 (space46)-(space47) (space?) Actually there is a space before dash? Let's just make simpler: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Creates New Moon". That's 42 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "Roundhouse"22, space23, "Kick"27, space28, "Creates"35, space36, "New"39, space40, "Moon"44. So 44 characters. Good under 60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der die Erde aus ihrer Umlaufbahn schubst und einen neuen Mond erschafft." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der die Erde aus ihrer Umlaufbahn schubst und einen neuen Mond erschafft." That's maybe ~130 characters. Should be okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick Moves the Earth and Births a New Moon". Count: "Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick Moves the Earth and Births a New Moon". Let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris'(12?) Actually "Norris'" adds 6? Let's just approximate: It's likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick Moves the Earth and Births a New Moon". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 (space14) R15 o16 u17 n18 d19 h20 o21 u22 s23 e24 (space25) K26 i27 c28 k29 (space30) M31 o32 v33 e34 s35 (space36) t37 h38 e39 (space40) E41 a42 r43 t44 h45 (space46) a47 n48 d49 (space50) B51 i52 r53 t54 h55 s56 (space57) a58 (space59) N60 e61 w62 (space63) M64 o65 o66 n