We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the joke became so powerful it caused the internet to crash. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Veggie-Burger verwandeln." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erfinden, aber der Witz war so stark, dass er die Server des Witzgenerators zum Schmelzen brachte." That's okay but maybe not typical. We need something classic: Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he doesn't need birds. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in einen Veggie-Burger verwandelt, und der Burger hat sofort angefangen, sich selbst zu verteidigen." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, aber er tut das nur, wenn er einen schlechten Witz hört." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... but he doesn't need to because ...". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreisel so drehen, dass er die Erde um 360 Grad dreht, aber er macht das nur, um den Kuchen zu servieren." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erzählen, aber der Witz war so stark, dass er die Erde zum Beben brachte – und dann lachte er, weil er wusste, dass niemand ihn stoppen kann." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Avoid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's craft something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er einen Hammer schwingt, ohne den Hammer zu berühren." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen Kaugummi-Bumerang macht, der zurückfliegt und ihn selbst umarmt." That's weird but maybe okay. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text, must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, aber er macht das nur, wenn er einen schlechten Witz hört." That starts with Chuck Norris. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Vulkanausbruch beim schlechten Witz". That's within 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen schlechten Witz erzählt". That's okay. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must include scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris triggers a volcanic eruption with a roundhouse kick while listening to a bad joke". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that triggers a volcanic eruption, background of a smoking volcano, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag backdrop, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Vulkanausbruch beim schlechten Witz". That's maybe 45 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt einen Vulkan ausbrechen, wenn er einen schlechten Witz hört – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über den legendären Actionhelden." That's within 160. Make sure JSON fields are exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". No markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description can be English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". They didn't specify language, but likely German as the rest is German. We'll keep them German. Now ensure uniqueness: Avoid typical jokes. This one about volcanic eruption triggered by bad joke is unique. Check no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. It's fine. Now produce JSON. Make sure no extra text outside JSON. Provide exactly JSON object. Let's craft: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, aber er macht das nur, wenn er einen schlechten Witz hört.", "headline": "Vulkanausbruch beim schlechten Witz", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris einen schlechten Witz erzählt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that triggers a volcanic eruption while listening to a bad joke. Dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Vulkanausbruch beim schlechten Witz", "meta_description": "Chuck Norris lässt einen Vulkan ausbrechen, wenn er einen schlechten Witz hört – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über den legendären Action