We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to create a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear. The bear is still hiding." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe too long. But must be a joke text that starts with Chuck Norris or mentions him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock by simply staring at it." That's typical. We need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue." That's typical. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." That's modern. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving from the top of Mount Everest." That's too long maybe. But we need a short joke text. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That's typical. We need unique: "Chuck Norris can bench press the entire Internet." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a mirror believe it's a portal to another dimension." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a roundhouse kick that clears the road instantly." That's unique. But must be a joke text that starts with Chuck Norris. So: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a roundhouse kick that clears the road instantly." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars) in German. Something like "Der ultimative Verkehrskiller". That's short. Meme caption (max 80 chars) also German, maybe "Wenn der Verkehr stillsteht, macht Chuck Norris einen Tritt". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that shatters a traffic jam of cars". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that shatters a traffic jam of cars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Verkehrskiller Witz". That's 27 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Verkehrskiller, der mit einem Tritt Stau auflöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Verkehrskiller, der mit einem Tritt Stau auflöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with Chuck Norris. Must be unique. - headline: max 80 characters, German. - meme_caption: max 80 characters, German. - image_prompt: English, includes required prefix and specifics. - meta_title: max 60 characters. - meta_description: max 160 characters. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in Luft auflösen, sodass alle Autos plötzlich fliegen." That's maybe too long but okay. Must be unique. Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in Luft auflösen, sodass alle Autos plötzlich fliegen." That's okay. But need to be a joke, maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in Luft auflösen, sodass alle Autos plötzlich fliegen." That's okay. Now headline: "Der Verkehrskiller: Chuck Norris schlägt Stau weg". That's under 80. Meme caption: "Ein Tritt, ein Stau – und plötzlich fliegen alle Autos". Under 80. Image prompt: Must start with required text exactly: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with English description of the scene. So maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that shatters a traffic jam of cars". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that shatters a traffic jam of cars. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: "Chuck Norris Verkehrskiller – Klassiker". That's 30 chars. Meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, in dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Stau in Luft verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, in dem