We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his coffee being so strong it can power a city. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". That might be similar to existing jokes? There's "Chuck Norris can split the earth in half with a roundhouse kick". That's common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon". That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it is a human by just staring at it." That might be unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a weapon of mass destruction with a single glance." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the other side of the galaxy by winking." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's similar to existing "new continent". Might be okay but maybe too similar. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood from his opponents." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a calculator compute the answer before the question is asked." That's a classic style. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle before he even picks up a pencil." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week." That's typical. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so powerful that it can reboot the entire internet." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes about coffee. There are jokes about "Chuck Norris can brew coffee so strong that it can wake up the dead". That's common. Maybe "Chuck Norris can brew coffee so strong that it can power a spaceship to Mars and back." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so potent that it can launch a rocket to the moon and back without fuel." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can brew a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship to Mars and back." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er ein Raumschiff zum Mond schicken und wieder zurückbringen kann, ohne Treibstoff." That's German. But we need English for image_prompt. The joke_text should be German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er ein Raumschiff zum Mond schicken und wieder zurückbringen kann, ohne Treibstoff." That's a German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Kaffee, der Raumschiffe antreibt". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, braucht das Universum keinen Treibstoff". That's maybe 70 chars. image_prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a steaming cup of coffee that emits a glowing aura, with a rocket launching in the background, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "Chuck Norris holding a steaming cup of coffee that glows and a rocket launching". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a steaming cup of coffee that glows and a rocket launching in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Raumschiff Witz". That's 30 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Kaffee ein Raumschiff zum Mond schicken – ein klassischer, übertriebener Witz im Stil von Chuck Norris." That's maybe 130 chars. Now ensure all fields are within length limits. Check headline length: "Der Kaffee, der Raumschiffe antreibt" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a