We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's English. German version: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." That's known but maybe not unique. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Universum zum Stillstand brachte." Or something about his beard. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Eis einen Schauder bekam." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen LKW mit einer Hand umgedreht, nur um den Tankstellenbesitzer zu ärgern." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der dann die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzte." That's unique. But need to mention Chuck Norris at start. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzt." That's okay. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzt – und plötzlich fällt jedes Stück Pizza nach oben." But must start with Chuck Norris. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Schwerkraft-Kaugummi-Wunder". meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, fliegen die Pizzen!" image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum that emits a glowing aura, causing objects to levitate around him. The scene shows pizza slices floating upward in a kitchen. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "chewing a bright pink bubblegum that emits a glowing aura, causing objects to levitate, pizza slices floating upward". Must be included. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz & Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schwerkraft pausieren – Witz & Meme" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=13, lässt(5)=>18, space=19, Schwerkraft(11)=>30, space=31, pausieren(9)=>40, space=41, – (dash) maybe 1 =>42, space=43, Witz(4)=>47, space=48, &(1)=>49, space=50, Meme(4)=>54. So 54 chars, okay. meta_description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Kaugummi die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Kaugummi die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count: Entdecke(8) + space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, legendären(10)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, Witz,(5)=42, space=43, bei(3)=46, space=47, dem(3)=50, space=51, Kaugummi(8)=59, space=60, die(3)=63, space=64, Schwerkraft(11)=75, space=76, für(3)=79, space=80, 24(2)=82, space=83, Stunden(7)=90, space=91, aussetzt(8)=99, space=100, –(1)=101, space=102, perfekt(7)=109, space=110, für(3)=113, space=114, Memes(5)=119, space=120, und(3)=123, space=124, Lacher!(7)=131. So 131 chars, within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in joke_text. Must be unique. Must not repeat existing jokes. Our joke is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no extra text, just JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden aussetzt – und plötzlich fällt jede Pizza nach oben." Headline: "Schwerkraft-Kaugummi-Wunder" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, fliegen die Pizzen!" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum that emits a glowing aura, causing objects to levitate around him. Pizza slices float upward in a kitchen. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American