We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be in German. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, include specifics. Must be photorealistic action movie poster etc. Must not contain text or captions in image prompt. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single second, but only if the puzzle is written in binary and the computer is a toaster." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then name it after his favorite coffee brand." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und ihn nach seinem Lieblingskaffee 'Java the Hutt' benennen." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde umschalten – er ruft einfach 'Winter ist jetzt Sommer' und die Sonne löst sich in Applaus auf." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Gesetze der Physik zum Platzen brachte und das Universum in ein Kaugummi-Lutschen-Wettbewerb verwandelte." But must be concise enough. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und ihn nach seinem Lieblingskaffee 'Java the Hutt' benennen." Check uniqueness: Not a known joke. It's unique. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent nach Kaffeegeschmack". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent nach Kaffeegeschmack" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, Kontinent(9)=31, space=32, nach(4)=36, space=37, Kaffeegeschmack(14)=51. So 51 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die ganze Erde neu gebrüht." Count: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die ganze Erde neu gebrüht." That's about 58 characters maybe. It's okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Must include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: Chuck Norris creating a new continent named after his coffee brand, maybe with a coffee cup floating, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris stands on a floating continent shaped like a coffee bean, holding a massive mug labeled 'Java the Hutt', while the continent rises from the ocean under a dramatic sky, with an American flag waving behind him." But must not include text or captions in image prompt. So we can describe the scene without text. So we can say: "Chuck Norris stands on a massive floating continent shaped like a coffee bean, holding a huge mug, the continent emerging from the sea, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag in background." Make sure no text like "Java the Hutt" appears? The prompt can include the name? It might be considered text. The instruction says "No text, no captions." That likely means no words in the image, but the prompt can mention the name? Probably okay to mention the name as part of description, but safer to avoid explicit text. Could just describe "holding a massive mug with a coffee logo". But that might be considered text. Safer to avoid any textual elements. So just describe the scene: "Chuck Norris stands on a massive floating continent shaped like a coffee bean, holding a huge mug, the continent emerging from the sea, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag in background." Now meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent nach Kaffeegeschmack". That's 51 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und ihn nach seinem Lieblingskaffee benennen – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über seine legendäre Macht." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und ihn nach seinem Lieblingskaffee benennen – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über seine legendäre Macht." That's maybe ~150 chars. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: must start with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und ihn nach seinem Lieblingskaffee 'Java the Hutt' benennen." It includes quotes around Java the Hutt, that's okay. It starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. But we need to ensure no repeated jokes. It's unique. Now ensure headline max 80 chars. Our headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent nach Kaffeegeschmack". That's 51 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die ganze Erde neu gebrüht." Let's count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braucht, wird die ganze Erde neu gebrüht." Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, Kaffee(6)=24, space=25, braucht,(7)=32, space=33, wird(4)=37, space=38, die(3)=41, space=42, ganze(5)=47, space=48, Erde(4)=52, space=53, neu(3)=