We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered after the first move." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also known. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from 10 miles away." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a force field that repels all bad jokes." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humorous. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube instantly becomes a national monument." That's a bit long but okay. We need to embed specific scene in image_prompt: "Chuck Norris, with his eyebrows raised, holding a solved Rubik's Cube that glows, standing in front of a monument." Must be described. Let's craft fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein Würfelpuzzle mit nur seinen Augenbrauen lösen und das fertige Puzzle verwandelt sich sofort in ein nationales Denkmal." Headline: "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle mit den Augenbrauen" Meme_caption: "Wenn das Puzzle mehr Macht hat als die USA" Image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris, with raised eyebrows, holding a glowing solved Rubik's Cube that morphs into a monument, standing in front of a massive stone monument with an American flag background." Must not include text or captions. Meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle – unglaublicher Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle – unglaublicher Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, löst(4)=17, space=18, Puzzle(6)=24, space=25, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle – unglaublich" that's 30 something. Let's do "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle – unglaublich" (30). Good. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit den Augenbrauen löst und daraus ein nationales Denkmal entsteht. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit den Augenbrauen löst und daraus ein nationales Denkmal entsteht. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~150. Should be okay. Now ensure no duplicates. This is unique. Check constraints: Must be German language for fields except image_prompt English. Headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle mit den Augenbrauen" length? Count: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+löst(4)=17+space=18+Puzzle(6)=24+space=25+mit(3)=28+space=29+den(3)=32+space=33+Augenbrauen(11)=44. So 44 chars, okay. Meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn das Puzzle mehr Macht hat als die USA" length? Count: Wenn(4)+space=5+das(3)=8+space=9+Puzzle(6)=15+space=16+mehr(4)=20+space=21+Macht(5)=26+space=27+hat(3)=30+space=31+space? Actually "hat" then space then "mehr"? Let's just count roughly: "Wenn das Puzzle mehr Macht hat als die USA" length ~38, okay. Image_prompt must be English and include specific scene. Provide hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not include text or captions. Provide scene: "Chuck Norris, with raised eyebrows, holding a glowing solved Rubik's Cube that morphs into a monument, standing in front of a massive stone monument with an American flag background." That's okay. Now produce JSON without markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure meta_title <=60 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris löst Puzzle – unglaublich" length: Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "löst"4=17, space=18, "Puzzle"6=24, space=25, "–"1=26, space=27, "unglaublich"11=38. So 38 chars, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars. Let's count approximate: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit den Augenbrauen löst und daraus ein nationales Denkmal entsteht. Lache jetzt!" Let's count: We'll approximate length: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit den Augenbrauen löst und daraus ein nationales Denkmal entsteht. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: E(1) i2 n3 space4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 c11 h1