We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown formatting, just raw JSON. Also ensure fields are properly quoted and no extra text. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a duel and melted the Arctic with a single glare." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal einen Schneemann heraus und schmolz das Arktische mit einem einzigen Blick." That's okay. But need to be a joke, maybe a short story. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start. Provide headline max 80 chars. Provide meme caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title and description. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal einen Schneemann heraus und schmolz das Arktische mit einem einzigen Blick, während er einen Kaffee trank, der nie kalt wurde." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht, weil er das Licht selbst kontrolliert." That's typical. But need unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the sun, and the sun hid behind the horizon because it couldn't handle his stare. German: "Chuck Norris spielte Verstecken mit der Sonne, und die versteckte sich hinter dem Horizont, weil sie seinen Blick nicht ertragen konnte." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, ohne dass er zerreißt, weil sein Kaugummi aus Sternenstaub besteht." Maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, ohne dass er zerreißt, weil sein Kaugummi aus Sternenstaub besteht." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". That's fine. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, ohne dass er zerreißt, weil sein Kaugummi aus Sternenstaub besteht." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Weltraum-Kaugummi". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn selbst das All den Geschmack verliert". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. So scene: Chuck Norris chewing a star-shaped gum in space, with a galaxy background, dramatic lighting, etc. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to embed the scene description in brackets. The prompt should be English. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a glowing star-shaped gum floating in space, surrounded by nebulae and distant galaxies, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format. Meta title: <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Weltraum-Kaugummi – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der Weltraum-Kaugummi – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1 =>13, und(3)=>16, space=1=>17, der(3)=>20, space=1=>21, Weltraum-Kaugummi(15 inc hyphen?) Actually "Weltraum-Kaugummi" is 15 characters inc hyphen? Let's count: W e l t s p a r m (9) hyphen (1) K a u g u m m i (7) total 17? Wait recount: "Weltraum" 8 letters? Actually "Weltraum" = 8 letters. Then hyphen =1 =>9, then "Kaugummi" =8 => total 17. So "Weltraum-Kaugummi" = 17. So far we have "Chuck Norris und der " = 17? Let's recount full: "Chuck Norris und der " = 17? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, und(3)=>16, space=1=>17, der(3)=>20, space=1=>21. So after that we have "Weltraum-Kaugummi" (17) => total 38, space=1 =>39, "–" (dash) maybe 1 =>40, space=1 =>41, "Witz" (4) =>45. So total 45 characters, well under 60. Meta description <=160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Kaugummi-Kraftakt im Weltraum – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no extra text outside JSON. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, ohne dass er zerreißt, weil sein Kaugummi aus Sternenstaub besteht." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück nach Earth kauen, ohne dass er zerreißt, weil sein Kaugummi aus Sternenstaub besteht." That's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris vs. Weltraum-Kaugummi"