We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instructions: "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So all textual fields should be German, but image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely also German? It didn't specify language for meta fields, but likely also German as they are SEO for German audience. But meta_title and meta_description are SEO, could be English? Probably German as well. We'll produce German. Constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a short joke? Could be a sentence. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure lengths. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's maybe unique. Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." That's similar to biblical. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara with a single sneeze." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara with a single sneeze, and the sand turns into snowflakes that sing 'Silent Night'." That's too long. Need concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and instantly turn the Sahara into a winter wonderland where the sand sings 'Silent Night'." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Niesen die Sahara in ein Winterwunderland verwandeln, wo der Sand 'Stille Nacht' summt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. Make sure it's unique and not a known joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird selbst die Wüste zu Weihnachten". That's 66 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sneezing, a burst of snowflakes turning Sahara sand into sparkling snow, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include specifics from the joke: sneezing causing Sahara snow. Must be English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Sahara in ein schneebedecktes Wunderland verwandelt." Count characters: let's count approx: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Sahara in ein schneebedecktes Wunderland verwandelt." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Sahara(6)=29, space=30, schneien(6)=36. So 36 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris niest, wird selbst die Wüste zu Weihnachten" length? Let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, niest,(6 inc comma?) Actually "niest," is 6 inc comma? n i e s t , =6, so total 24, space=25, wird(4)=29, space=30, selbst(6)=36, space=37, die(3)=40, space=41, Wüste(5 inc umlaut?) =46, space=47, zu(2)=49, space=50, Weihnachten(10)=60. So 60 chars, okay. - image_prompt: must be English, no length limit but okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sahara schneien – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Sahara(6)=29, space=30, schneien(6)=36, space=37, –(1?) Actually dash with spaces? We have space before dash? We wrote space then dash then space? Actually " – " includes spaces. Let's count precisely: after schneien we have space then dash then space? We wrote " – ". That's space (1), dash (1), space (1) =3. So 36+3=39, then "Witz" (4) =43. So total 43, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count approximate: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Sahara in ein schneebedecktes Wunderland verwandelt." Let's count characters: We'll count precisely. String: Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Niesen die Sahara in ein schneebedecktes