We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique joke. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." That might be weird. Or "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." That's similar to biblical but maybe okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can program a virus that only infects other jokes, making them instantly hilarious." That's meta. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggerated ability, often about mathematics, physics, or impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in negative time." That's unique. Or: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm without any training data." That's modern. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can write a novel using only the alphabet of his own thoughts." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can calculate the exact number of atoms in the universe while simultaneously brewing a perfect cup of coffee." That's long but okay. But need to be concise for joke_text? Not specified length, but must be a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while reciting the entire periodic table backwards." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Würfel im Schlaf lösen, während er die gesamte Periodensystem rückwärts rezitiert." That's German. But need to be unique, not a known joke. That seems okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rätsel-Witz". That's within 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars). Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht die CPU." That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while reciting the periodic table backwards. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So include that. Meta title (max 60 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris Rätsel-Witz: Der ultimative Witz". That's 45 chars maybe. Meta description (max 160 chars). Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Würfel im Schlaf löst und die Periodensystem rückwärts rezitiert – ein echter Klassiker!" That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rätsel-Witz" length: count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 R29 ä30 t31 s32 e33 l34 -? Actually "Rätsel-Witz" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rätsel-Witz" Characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 space21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 space28 R29 ä30 t31 s32 e33 l34 -? Actually "Rätsel-Witz": R(29) ä(30) t(31) s(32) e(33) l(34) -(35) W(36) i(37) t(38) z(39). So total length 39? Let's recount from start: "Der"=3, space=1 =>4, "ultimative"=10 =>14, space=1 =>15, "Chuck"=5 =>20, space=1 =>21, "Norris"=6 =>27, space=1 =>28, "Rätsel-Witz"=9? Actually "Rätsel-Witz" length: R1 ä2 t3 s4 e5 l6 -7 W8 i9 t10 z11 => 11 characters? Let's count: R(1) ä(2) t(3) s(4) e(5) l(6) -(7) W(8) i(9) t(10) z(11). So 11 characters. So from 28 add 11 =>39. So total 39 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht die CPU." Count: length? Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually "Chuck" is 5 letters, but we have "Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht die CPU." Let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code schreibt, lacht die CPU." Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 d19 e20 n21 space22 C23 o24