We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. Ensure proper JSON formatting. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Need to be unique. Let's think: Classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Could be like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, and the code never crashes because his beard never sleeps." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by staring at it until it blushes." That might be okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, because even ice respects his chill." Hmm. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second by simply willing the numbers to obey." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the words 'yes' and 'no', and the world reads it in awe." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer believe it's a toaster just by looking at it." That's funny. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, and the code never crashes because his beard never sleeps." That's a bit similar to existing jokes? There's a known joke about beard. Might be okay but could be considered similar. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by sheer will, and then use it to open a door that doesn't exist." That's unique. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis im Quadrat lösen, indem er einfach die Regeln des Quadratischen neu definiert." That's German but maybe not funny enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit nur seinem Bart programmieren, und der Code läuft so stabil, weil sein Bart nie schläft." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Let's craft a more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst Licht Angst vor ihm hat." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, und das Universum wird dabei ein Stück jünger." That's weird but okay. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil selbst Eis vor ihm kapituliert." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities, often about superhuman feats, often with a twist. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, indem er ihn dazu bringt, Angst zu haben, dass er nicht genug RAM für seine Träume hat." That's a bit long but okay. But maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst der Prozessor Angst vor seinem Blick hat." That's good. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst der Prozessor Angst vor seinem Blick hat." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern". That's 38 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Prozessor Angst vor Chuck Norris hat". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is staring intensely at a glowing computer screen that is frozen, with a faint aura of fear emanating from the screen. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to include specific scene from the joke: "staring intensely at a frozen computer screen". So include that. Now meta_title (max 60 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern". That's 38 chars, okay. Meta_description (max 160 chars). Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst Computer Angst haben, wenn er sie ansieht. Lache jetzt!" That's about 124 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern" length: count characters: C(1)h2... let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern" = 41 characters (including spaces). Under 80, fine. Meme caption: "Wenn der Prozessor Angst vor Chuck Norris hat" length: let's count: "Wenn der Prozessor Angst vor Chuck Norris hat" = 44 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. Provide as a single string. Ensure no line breaks? It's okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern" length 41, okay. Meta description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst Computer Angst haben, wenn er sie ansieht. Lache jetzt!" Let's count characters: approximate 119, under 160. Now produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields, no markdown. Let's craft final JSON: