We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German but can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene with specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Need something unique. We need to ensure no similar jokes exist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to do the Macarena." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide joke_text in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick zum Wackeln bringt." That's funny. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: He can do impossible things. Maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Lachen bringen, indem er ihm einen Witz erzählt, den selbst die Pflanze nicht versteht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Singen bringen, indem er ihm einen Metal-Song vorsingt, der die Stacheln zum Schwingen bringt." That's unique. Let's craft a concise joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Metal‑Head machen, indem er ihm einen Solo‑Riff spielt, das die Stacheln zum Headbangen bringt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kaktus-Kopfbanging mit Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kaktus den Beat spürt". Under 80. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris playing a guitar solo that makes a cactus headbang". So we can write: "Chuck Norris playing an electric guitar solo that makes a nearby cactus headbang violently, with sparks flying". Must be within the prompt. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris playing an electric guitar solo that makes a nearby cactus violently headbang, sparks flying from the cactus. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus headbangen". That's 31 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kaktus in einen Metal‑Head, indem er ihm ein Gitarren‑Solo spielt, das die Stacheln zum Headbangen bringt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kaktus in einen Metal‑Head, indem er ihm ein Gitarren‑Solo spielt, das die Stacheln zum Headbangen bringt." That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Kaktus-Kopfbanging mit Chuck Norris" length: count characters including spaces: K(1)a2c3t4u5s6-(7)K8o9p10f11b12a13n14g15i16n17g18 (space)19m20i21t22 (space)23C24h25u26c27k28 (space)29N30o31r32r33i34s35. That's 35 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Kaktus den Beat spürt" length: count: W1e2n3 (space)4d5e6r7 (space)8K9a10k11t12u13s14 (space)15d16e17n18 (space)19B20e21a22t23 (space)24s25p26ü27r28t29s30. That's 30 characters, okay. Meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaktus headbangen" length: count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space)6N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space)13l14ä15s16t17 (space)18K19a20k21t22u23s24 (space)25h26e27a28d29b30a31n32g33e34n35. That's 35 characters, okay. Meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kaktus in einen Metal‑Head, indem er ihm ein Gitarren‑Solo spielt, das die Stacheln zum Headbangen bringt." Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Kaktus in einen Metal‑Head, indem