We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." But must be unique. Let's think: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write itself just by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Example: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a mountain by simply whispering 'jump'." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon just by using his beard as an antenna." That's unique. Make it funny: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon just by using his beard as an antenna, and the moon replies with a roundhouse kick." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon just by using his beard as an antenna, and the moon replies with a roundhouse kick." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond". That's 16 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn das Internet stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a lunar surface, holding a Wi‑Fi router that glows, with a roundhouse kick echoing in space. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "standing on the moon with a glowing Wi‑Fi router, a roundhouse kick echoing". Let's craft accordingly. Make sure image_prompt is English, no markdown. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Wi‑Fi zum Mond fliegen". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris nutzt seinen Bart als Wi‑Fi‑Antenne, um das Internet bis zum Mond zu senden – und der Mond kickt zurück!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris nutzt seinen Bart als Wi‑Fi‑Antenne, um das Internet bis zum Mond zu senden – und der Mond kickt zurück!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond" length? Count: B(1) e2 a3 r4 d5 ‑6 A7 n8 t9 e10 n11 n12 e13 (space?) Actually let's count precisely: "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond". Characters: B1 e2 a3 r4 d5 ‑6 A7 n8 t9 e10 n11 n12 e13 (space?) Actually there is a space after? The string "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond" includes a space after "Antenne"? It is "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond". So characters: B1 e2 a3 r4 d5 ‑6 A7 n8 t9 e10 n11 n12 e13 (space?) Actually there is a space after "Antenne"? The phrase "Beard‑Antenne zum Mond" includes a space before "zum". So after "Antenne" there is a space, then "zum". So count: after e13, space14, z15 u16 m17 (space?) Actually "zum" is three letters, then space? Let's just approximate it's under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn das Internet stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". Count: length maybe ~44, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Wi‑Fi zum Mond fliegen" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Wi‑Fi zum Mond fliegen" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 e15 s16 s17 t18 (space19) W20 i21 ‑22 F23 i24 (space25) z26 u27 m28 (space29) M30 o31 n32 d33 (space34) f35 l36 i37 g38 e39 n40. That's 40 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris nutzt seinen Bart als Wi‑Fi‑Antenne, um das Internet bis zum Mond zu senden – und der Mond kickt zurück!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s