We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat demanded a roundhouse kick instead." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the face of a unicorn." Need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with his eyes closed." But need uniqueness. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." That's techy. But classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, and a twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new universe where he is the only one who can compute it." That's similar to existing but maybe okay. But we must avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift cars. Or his beard can be used as a parachute. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate enough force to rewrite the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence maybe. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate enough force to rewrite the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball melt just by looking at it, turning it into a steaming cup of coffee." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate enough force to rewrite the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's okay. Now we need to fill fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kraftakt". That's 33 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Mond plötzlich rückwärts läuft". That's 33 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." Then add "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include specific scene from the joke. The specific scene: maybe "a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards". So we can embed that: "a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Performing a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kraftakt: Mondumkehr". That's 38 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Physik mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick umkehren – der Mond läuft rückwärts. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt die Physik mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick umkehren – der Mond läuft rückwärts. Lache jetzt!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper quoting and escaping if needed. No extra fields. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kraftakt" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 s9 i10 g11 n12 a13 r14 e15 space16 R17 o18 u19 n20 d21 h22 o23 u24 s25 e26 - (maybe hyphen counts) but okay. It's under 80. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn der Mond plötzlich rückwärts läuft" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 M9 o10 n11 d12 space13 p14 ü15 n16 k17 t18 l19 i20 c21 h22 space23 r24 ü25 c26 k27 w28 ä29 r30 s31 t32 space33 l34 ä35 u36 f37 f38 t39 space40 l41 ä42 u43 f44 t45 space46 s47 i48 c49 h50. That's about 50, okay. Now meta_title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kraftakt: Mondumkehr" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 o20 u21 s22 e23 -? Actually hyphen counts as char. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kraftakt: Mondumkehr". Let's count characters including spaces: