We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's English. In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." But that's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung um 5 Grad senkte." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris hat das Internet erfunden, um seine eigenen Roundhouse Kicks zu streamen." That's known? Might be similar. We need something unique: maybe about his beard, or about his ability to make a horse ride a bicycle. Let's think: Unique twist: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kühlschrank so kalt, dass er Eiswürfel aus Luft herstellt, ohne Wasser." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, indem er nur im Kreis joggte, weil er die Strecke bereits kannte." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einen Lego-Stein erfunden, der jedes Rätsel löst, sobald er ihn anstarrt." That could be unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of strength, invincibility, mythic abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat das Konzept des 'Morgen' erfunden, damit die Welt pünktlich aufwacht, wenn er gähnt." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der nach 10 Jahren noch immer frisch ist, weil er die Zeit zum Stoppen gebracht hat." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad verringerte, weil er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick schmolz." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Sandwich gemacht, indem er das Brot einfach mit einem Blick toastete und die Füllung aus reiner Energie zusammenpresste." That's okay. But need to keep within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt must be English, describing a specific scene from the joke. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einen Sandwich gemacht, indem er das Brot mit einem einzigen Blick toastete und die Füllung aus reiner Energie zusammenpresste, sodass selbst der Hunger vor Scham zurückschreckte." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. Headline: maybe "Der Sandwich-Gott". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "standing in a kitchen, holding a glowing sandwich, toasting bread with his eyes". Must be within prompt. Meta title: <=60 chars. Meta description: <=160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einen Sandwich gemacht, indem er das Brot mit einem einzigen Blick toastete und die Füllung aus reiner Energie zusammenpresste, sodass selbst der Hunger vor Scham zurückschreckte." Headline: "Der Sandwich-Gott lässt nichts ungerührt" Check length: "Der Sandwich-Gott lässt nichts ungerührt" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 S5 a6 n7 d8 w9 i10 c11 h12 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's count precisely: "Der Sandwich-Gott lässt nichts ungerührt". That's 33 characters? Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 S5 a6 n7 d8 w9 i10 c11 h12 -13 G14 o15 t16 t17 space18 l19 a20 s21 s22 space23 n24 i25 c26 h27 t28 space29 u30 n31 g31? Actually I'm messing. Let's just ensure <=80. It's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn der Hunger vor Chuck Norris flieht" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 H9 u10 n11 n12 e13 r14 space15 v16 o17 r18 space19 C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 space25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31 space32 f33 l34 i35 e36 h37 t38. That's 38 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a modern kitchen, holding a glowing sandwich, toasting the bread with his eyes, energy radiating from the filling." Make sure it's within typical length, but no limit given. Must not include text or captions. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Wunder: Der Gott der Küche" length? Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 S14 a15 n16 d17 w18 i19 c20 h21 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's count: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Wunder: Der Gott der Küche". That's maybe 44 characters, okay <=60. Meta description: "Chuck Norris kreiert den ultimativen Sandwich, toastet Brot mit einem Blick und presst Energie-Füllungen – ein kulinarisches Wunder, das selbst den Hunger erschüttert." Need <=160 chars. Let's count roughly: It's maybe 150. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kreiert den ultimativen Sandwich, toastet Brot mit einem Blick und pres