We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt should be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a new twist: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Or "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black hole". Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code fences. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a short joke, maybe a one-liner. - headline: short heading max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: Joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Supercomputer verwandeln." That's a classic but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem Handschlag in einen Kuchen verwandelt." Might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann das Wetter nur durch Denken ändern – wenn er einen Regenschirm trägt, wird es Sommer." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Computer mit einem einzigen Nodding in den Weltraum geschickt." Might be okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi gleichzeitig kauen und gleichzeitig die Zeit anhalten." That's a bit generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann mit einem einzigen Blick zum Leben erweckt – und er wurde zum persönlichen Bodyguard." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, ohne einen Computer zu berühren." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Schlag zerschneiden und daraus einen Flammenwerfer bauen." That's more unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Schlag zerschneiden und daraus einen Flammenwerfer bauen." That's a single sentence, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. Now headline: maybe "Der Flammenwerfer aus Regenbogen". Must be <=80 characters. Let's count: "Der Flammenwerfer aus Regenbogen" length 30. Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, regnet es Feuer". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, regnet es Feuer" length 38. Good. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. The scene: "cutting a rainbow with a roundhouse kick, turning it into a flamethrower". So we need to embed that scene. The prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that slices a vibrant rainbow into a blazing flamethrower, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen in Flammen aufgehen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen in Flammen aufgehen" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17t18 (space19)R20e21g22e23n24b25o26g27e28n29 (space30)i31n32 (space33)F34l35a36m37m38e39n40 (space41)a42u43f44g45e46h47e48n49. That's 49 characters, within 60. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenbogen in einen Flammenwerfer verwandelt wird – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Regenbogen in einen Flammenwerfer verwandelt wird – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Let's count: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 (space15)C16h17u18c19k20 (space21)N22o23o24r25r26i27s28 (space29)W30i31t32z33, (space34)b35e36i37 (space38)d39e40m41 (space42)e43i44n45 (space46)R47e48g49e50n51b52o53g54e55n56 (space57)i58n59 (space60)e61i62n63e64n65 (space66)F67l68a69m70m71e7