We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no markdown formatting. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him humility." Hmm need classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a short headline max 80 chars. Provide meme caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from joke. Provide meta title and description. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new universe where he is the only resident." But that's similar to existing jokes about dividing by zero. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to play hide and seek, but the computer hid so well that it vanished from the internet." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and suddenly everyone is late for his birthday." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and suddenly everyone is late for his birthday." Check uniqueness: Not typical. Might be okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris die Uhr neu definiert". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples through the air, creating a glowing time vortex, with a dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples through the air, creating a glowing time vortex". Provide full prompt. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone – Lacher". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone – Lacher" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 kreiert(7)=20 space=21 neue(4)=25 space=26 Zeitzone(8)=34 space=35 – (1?) maybe dash counts as char, but okay. Let's just keep under 60. It's fine. Meta description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kicks, der eine neue Zeitzone schafft und alle verspätet." Must be <=160 chars. Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kicks, der eine neue Zeitzone schafft und alle verspätet." That's about 90 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 s14 c15 h16 a17 f18 t19 space20 n21 e22 u23 e24 space25 Z26 e27 i28 t29 z30 o31 n32 e33 space34 m35 i36 t37 e38 n39 space40 I41 n42 e43 n44 space45 K46 i47 c48 k49 s50. That's 50 characters approx, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris die Uhr neu definiert" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 d18 i19 e20 space21 U22 h23 r24 space25 n26 e27 u28 space29 d30 e31 f32 i33 n34 i35 e36 r37 t38. That's 38 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone – Lacher" length: let's count precisely: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 k14 r15 e16 i17 t18 e19 n20 space21 n22 e23 u24 e25 space26 Z27 e28 i29 t30 z31 o32 n33 e34 space35 –36 space37 L38 a39 c40 h41 e42 r43. That's 43 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Our description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kicks, der eine neue Zeitzone schafft und alle verspätet." Let's count: E1 i2 n3 space4 h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 l15 l16 e17 r18 space19 C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 space25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s3